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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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We may not win the division, but at least we didn't lose once -- or even twice -- to the White Sox.

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fuck the astros

Hate to lose Jank, who just seems like a great clubhouse team guy who occasionally steps up big. 

Nice game by Evoldi, but of course I missed it.

Glad I missed that dumpster fire to watch football.    

 

Hook 'em Horns today at 2:30.

Another night, another shitty ump

I get it, you fuck without condoms, but get the waving little shits out of my line of sight

They better bean Tristan Grey next time through the lineup.

Go up by a run, add insurance, let one in, then they tie in the 8th, we waste the 9th. Flip a coin win or lose in extras.   I already read this script.

Dang it, I keep having to miss all the good games.

Don't care who they play, fuck the Yankees with a barbed wire topped extra wide baseball bat 

" Take a look at judge. He's a little pussy"

Not an HR? Suck it up buttercup 

Well off to watch little House on the prairie 

Jonah just seems too comfortable this year. Got his ring, life in the majors is good. He needs to get hungry again. Too laid back, lost some of his edge.

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Before you talk about A rod Dave, remember this...

 

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And big pussy gone looking

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