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Wait... shouldn't we also have a 2023 AL banner?
I guess they just do one per playoffs. 

Kind of obvious if you win the WS.
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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

FUCK! Why are they doing this?! 

Can't have all that water vapor messing up the crowd's hair, bruh.

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7 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:


Kind of obvious if you win the WS.

Well Astros fans think the ALDS is the WS. Sometimes you have to hold people's hands. 

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

One thing never understood was the general fascination people have with championship rings that they are not getting. But it’s a thing so whatever.

So you don’t look at hot chicks?

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Just turned it on looks like we're already raking. 

will ferrell popcorn GIF

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My district manager is there and it looks like the cocksucker got some good seats.733533388.thumb.jpg.e8aa33e24144f0faf2d96a73a58c9077.jpg

 

Good lord, Aledo. I turned it on just to see Swanson touch home.

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We all knew the rotation wasn't great and was going to be a WIP.

Need to find a way out of this one - 2 runs in the 2nd isn't shit for this O.

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That works.

Fuckin elite turn from Marcus.

Or not.

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This is gonna be a fun fuckin season boys.

This Langford kid might be good at baseball. 

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4 minutes ago, Constant said:

This Langford kid might be good at baseball. 

His approach at the plate reminds me of Corey. 

This Langford kid might be good at baseball. 

I have a good friend that played/pitched up to AA in the mid 90’s. Might have even gone farther if not for injury. He has had season tix to Roughriders for the least 15-ish years. He text me last summer that Langford would make next years (2024) roster and that he was one of the best prospects he’s ever seen. Said the kid had patience beyond his years and the ball comes off of his bat different than anyone he’s seen (including Gallo).
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I ran to the corner store. What did we do in the 3rd to put 2 more up?

Nice DP and again those uniforms are so damn nice. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I ran to the corner store. What did we do in the 3rd to put 2 more up?

Evan got on base. Bombi did Bombi like things and got a 2 run HR. 

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Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Every hit for Jared makes Leody nervous. 

Told you he'd be pawning that shit.

Damn, I didn't know the leaves had already fallen off the trees!  We rakin' hard out here.

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The swagger is infectious. We're playing like last year was an accident and we want to actually prove it this time. 

 

I'll give everyone permission to revise their predictions from the first page. 

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