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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
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    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Almost like a free inning after the 2-4un home run, then blew it with bases loaded, Kinda the story of this 24 team so far,

Garcia used up all his clutch on the Astros in the playoffs last year.

 

Get at least one back this inning, give yourself a chance.

Well fuck me running

 

Rangers are way due for a big comeback. Let's take this bitch.

Rook getting owned twice in a row and I bet we see the same from Garcia.

28 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

Garcia used up all his clutch on the Astros in the playoffs last year.

 

This right here....again.

Turning it off. All 3 of the teams that matter in this division fucking always all win on the same night. Lose once in 6 games and drop another game. 

11 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

This right here....again.

Guess you missed ONE whole day ago? 

Wyatt failing with one out twice gets the blame tonight. 

Guess you missed ONE whole day ago? 
Wyatt failing with one out twice gets the blame tonight. 

Didn’t miss it. I said he has sucked 9 out of 10 times.


Add Garcia failing both times after Wyatt failed twice… to the blame

You quoted yourself saying this. 

1 hour ago, HuntinHorn said:

Garcia used up all his clutch on the Astros in the playoffs last year. 

That's really stupid after he won the game the fucking night before. 

 

Whatever, on to Hou. 

You quoted yourself saying this. 
That's really stupid after he won the game the fucking night before. 
 
Whatever, on to Hou. 

You keep giving him the reach around for a rarity this year, I’ll keep complaining about his Ks. …on to Houston .

at some point, to make this interesting, you have to decide to nut up.  a sweep would make a statement going into the 2nd half.

Ha, put the booze down, bro. 
You made some stupid fucking posts under the influence, happens to all of us. 

No booze ..Like I said it’s a rarity he comes through this year.
11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Wyatt failing with 1 out was way worse that inning. 

And it sucks, because he wasn't far away from taking the lead.  

TBA may be our best pitcher. Let's goooo!

 

On 3/13/2024 at 12:51 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Zeke, Leiter, & Porter. Negotiations isn’t really the right word. 

On 3/13/2024 at 9:57 PM, gsoda3 said:

I'm low key relieved we didn't get him for that package. I like his dependability but I think I rate Zeke, leiter, and porter higher than most.

That was talk for Cease awhile back. 

Cease has a 1.10 WHIP. Not that SP has been our issue, but we probably should have done it if that was the true package. 

16 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That was talk for Cease awhile back. 

Cease has a 1.10 WHIP. Not that SP has been our issue, but we probably should have done it if that was the true package. 

it has not been a good year for those 3. 

cease's ERA is kinda nuts for how well he's been pitching.  k/bb is really good, career best WHIP, BABIP is average.  but 4+ ERA. 

Adolis time. Now or never maybe.

Even if he sucks the rest of the season, it may be worth it for him to go off this series just for the Astros angst and lulz.

Gonna be a full house. Only place on Houston with AC. 

Guess I stand corrected. Looks pretty pathetically empty

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5 minutes ago, beer said:

Gonna be a full house. Only place on Houston with AC. 

 

1 minute ago, beer said:

Guess I stand corrected. Looks pretty pathetically empty

Sounds like a fucking morgue.

I'm hurt, but I'm playing....but I'm hurt

Goddamn mentally ill little fuckwad

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