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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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You field the ball, you throw the ball, you catch the ball.

Corey double pumping the suck out of this game.  He better make up for it with his bat

They're just perpetual cocksuckers.  It's that whole fucking city.

34 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

He better make up for it with his bat

Attaboy!!

Autoump said that was a strike 

I hate that fucking midget

They have had some lucky ass shit hits this game.

Late notice but have 2 extra for the all star village thing today. Closes at 9 at Choctaw 

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Just now, Zepol87 said:

Late notice but have 2 extra for the all star village thing today. Closes at 9 at Choctaw 

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Gotta win this so I'm breaking out a good bottle. 

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7 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

Eovaldi sharting the bed early

Bed: sharted.

Game: tied.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Bed: sharted.

Game: tied.

4 hits in a row at the time and posted in the moment.   Anybody can go back after the fact and try to be smarter than everybody else.

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9 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

4 hits in a row at the time and posted in the moment.   Anybody can go back after the fact and try to be smarter than everybody else.

I wasn't trying to be matter-of-fact. 

Glad we got out of it only giving up 1.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I wasn't trying to be matter-of-fact. 

Glad we got out of it only giving up 1.

My mistake..  I agree with you...

Just because he changed his sheets doesn't mean he didn't start the bed.

Just now, beer said:

Just because he changed his sheets doesn't mean he didn't start the bed.

He can shart....just don't shit....

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Fuck offfff with that catch.

That's a nice fuckin bag tho.

Get him home Lowe.

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