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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
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    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

And the only part that was in key.

No idea who the girl was, but that was flat god awful.

14 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Excited to see Adolis swing completely out of his shoes.

Pray for the obliques.

It was nice to see him actually take some consistent, smooth swings for the first time in a while.  Maybe he'll be the one guy who the derby actually helps get him back on track in the second half.  

Rangers haven't lost a game in almost a week. May the trend continue.

Shouldn't DeGrom be back at some point fairly soon? 
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5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Shouldn't DeGrom be back at some point fairly soon? 
(evergreen Rangers post)

Is Leody fucking mentally handicapped?

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I like that lineup.

Well not the 9 spot, but what're you gonna do.

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Not sure why lankford in left instead of jank. Is Jung alive, and possibly playing sometime this season?  The last setback tweet I saw here feels like it was a while ago. 

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not sure why lankford in left instead of jank. Is Jung alive, and possibly playing sometime this season?  The last setback tweet I saw here feels like it was a while ago. 

Heard Bascik on 105.3 while I was driving to lunch talking how it could be in the next 1.5-2 weeks.  Just waiting for go from the x-rays and MRI's of the injured area.  

22 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

 

Nice, sets up for Eovaldi to pitch when we go to the game Wednesday.

8 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Shouldn't DeGrom be back at some point fairly soon? 
(evergreen Rangers post)

DeGrom will be back, maybe sometime in August...and then out again sometime in late August or September.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not sure why lankford in left instead of jank. Is Jung alive, and possibly playing sometime this season?  The last setback tweet I saw here feels like it was a while ago. 

Jung is reportedly now pain free after his last setback, but still early in getting back up to strength and in MLB playing shape. He should be back some time later in the season, weeks or months.

These fuckers are good. Getting out two tequilas for this one.

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1 minute ago, beer said:

These fuckers are good. Getting out two tequilas for this one.

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Picked up this little guy after work. Hybrid THC-A disposable.

We'll see how she handles on top of some vodka soda.

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Ok you got me beat. Gonna have to look for a gummy now.

Shitty start to the second half there Evo and crew.

Our ace didn’t ace .

Shit start and having to listen to Bacsik.  Next time I walk through the door, just kick me square in the nuts.

Just tuned in. Fun start to the 2nd half.

And way to just watch that middle fastball Doli and miss the next.

 

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That dog will hunt.

Lots of game, gents. Need to cobble together 7 innings of pitching.

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Let's go Joshy boy big AB. 

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Sick at bat Adolis.

Anyone wanna go tell him we're playing for a playoff spot?

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Holy dick that's a play. And almost cut him off at first. 

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Yeah I think Evo should be done.

That was a god damn cruise missile. 

OK, warmups are over now, Evaldi is finally ready. Let the real game begin.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

I remember when we had an offense like the O's. Last year was fun.

Last year seems more like a miracle now.

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