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When you're about to get swept by a team already in fire sale mode, you might be in fire sale mode.

/Jeff Foxworthy

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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Congratulations on getting my blood pressure up; like you knew this would. You butthole.

I can say with high certainty that he is a better bat than Austin Hedges.

It was really fun when we were good at hitting, pitching and fielding all at once last year.  Lightning in a bottle.  I'll take it.  likley be another 20 years before the rangers org catches it again. 

still will be better than Jerry's "we dumb boys"

Lorenzen traded to the Royals. Guess the sweep ended our season.


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18 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Team needs to upgrade 1B, RF

We need to upgrade Lowe and Adolis?

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40 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Lorenzen traded to the Royals. Guess the sweep ended our season.

 

Yeah, maybe. What happens if they beat the Cardinals tonight and Astros or Mariners lose tonight? You're only 3.5 out. 

The Rangers streaketh, the Rangers streaketh away.

When do we play the White Sox again?

15 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

I can say with high certainty that he is a better bat than Austin Hedges.

Probably not nearly as good of a blowout game pitcher, though.

1 hour ago, Fudbelty said:

Lorenzen traded to the Royals. Guess the sweep ended our season.

 

Nahh.  Think it's a sign that Mahle and Bradford are going to be back much sooner.  Get a really solid Trip-A pitcher with years of control rather than the Aaron's Rental that was Lorenzen.  Good move  

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55 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Of course. Is this a serious question?

Go troll somewhere else.

11 player transactions, not including the trade this morning. Oh, and Semien is hitting 3rd with Smith leading off. fb5162f07bb1e2d0a384fcf733959678.jpg

24 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Adolis cannot catch up to mid-90s fastballs. 

All year long.

"you know he's gonna pound the zone"

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