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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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With the count at 6 and 2 Smith flies out

 Max may have a case of the I’m getting olds.

 Someone should slip some anabolic steroids into his diet for his own good.

Betting the farm on injury-prone olds doesn't seem like the most sound strategery.

2 hours ago, DougO said:

Betting the farm on injury-prone olds doesn't seem like the most sound strategery.

Don’t care.  Flags fly forever.  

Same. Missed the start time, saw the score.

Awesome. Back to work.

Looked up the unhittable ace that our bats are struggling against...

MLB debut of a guy with a 4.45 TripleA ERA and .257 BA against.

Maybe the third time through they'll figure him out.

Pham, in maybe 6 or 7 ABs, has a chance to drive in more runs this series than the entire Rangers team will.

On 7/29/2024 at 8:44 PM, Dr Fear said:

Bochy and CY took that shit sandwich from over the weekend, made 11 player transactions with a lineup shakeup, put it in a blender and it immediately looks like a new team with a new attitude. It really is something.

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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He didn't say the new team and new attitude were improvements.

They're just new.

And it's definitely something all right.

Trade deadline seems like it came a week or so too soon. 

Too bad there isn't a way to reverse the brilliant Ragens for Chapman trade.

Trade deadline seems like it came a week or so too soon. 
Too bad there isn't a way to reverse the brilliant Ragens for Chapman trade.

Dude shut the fuck up about that shit already. Ragans (not Ragens), had done exactly fuck all to warrant any confidence whatsoever despite being given multiple chances to do so. We had the chance to acquire someone that filled a position of need in exchange for someone that to that point hadn’t figured it out yet. We won the fuckin World Series. Shut the fuck up about this shit already Godfuckingdammit. Rememebrr when we held on to ChiChi fuckin Gonzalez and he outplayed his projected value in the wrong way?
22 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Dude shut the fuck up about that shit already. Ragans (not Ragens), had done exactly fuck all to warrant any confidence whatsoever despite being given multiple chances to do so. We had the chance to acquire someone that filled a position of need in exchange for someone that to that point hadn’t figured it out yet. We won the fuckin World Series. Shut the fuck up about this shit already Godfuckingdammit. Rememebrr when we held on to ChiChi fuckin Gonzalez and he outplayed his projected value in the wrong way?

Exactly.  He probably thinks Danks  and Diamond just needed some more time til they got us to the promised land, or that not trading Profar for Giancarlo “Mike” Stanton was a solid move for the future.   
 

 

don’t forget this is the same cool guy that uses Fecals and Foreskins as names for the Cowboys’ division rivals.  

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What's our inverse magic number? 

i.e. losses + opponent wins until we're dusted. 

at 4.5 games back, even with 2 teams in front, any normal situation and you'd feel like you are still in it but with this team it feels like you are 15 back with zero chance.

so what are we thinking, 7 starts for Mahle if all goes well????     

Im ready, gimme a couple cameos from Degrom as well…… maybe Jobu will unfuck the bats in 25

Cutters cutter isn't cutting 

He knocked the piss out of that.

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I feel like I'm being teased 

Aledo gonna get the start today? Dane only had 24 pitches last night so I guess he could be an option as well

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