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Let's go good guys.

Having Heaney start things up doesn't seem ideal. Then again don't have any good arms or bats at the moment. Whee.

Last 10: 3-7, .236 batting average, 6.76 ERA, outscored by 28 runs

But the Astros have been struggling offensively also, so I'm prepared for some bullshit with the midget and Yordan combining to go 5 for 8 with 3 HRs.

TLDR; Fuck the Astros.

 

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1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

TLDR; Fuck the Astros.

Your newsletter, sir.  Might I subscribe?

Adolis finally dropping down to match his season-long slump.

Maybe it works. Or maybe Astros pitching exorcises his demons.

I'm a little scared. Somebody hold me. 

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All y'all go think about what you did 

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ha ha.  I deserved that. and so did Houston trading for some dude 1-3 with 5.35 ERA..

That was certainly an enjoyable ending to a mostly tense sort of game. Really needed a game like that to give this team a jolt. 

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