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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
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    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Knizner era is over. 
 
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Fucking midget cheating freak, siddown

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

The under was a cod lock.

Risky bet

Also, cheating dwarf genetic anomaly can fuck off.

Glad they didn’t give Garcia a long term extension. He’s either playing injured, or just doesn’t give a fuck and needs to be benched. Horrible effort all season in the field 

Ok I'm ready to say fucking shitty Garcia now. 

Glad they didn’t give Garcia a long term extension. He’s either playing injured, or just doesn’t give a fuck and needs to be benched. Horrible effort all season in the field 

Agreed…. Half-assed

47 pitches for fat Framber thru 5. If we had sent every batter up there with instructions not to swing at anything, it would have taken 45 pitches if they were all strikes to get to this point. So the odds are we would be in a better position offensively if not a single person had taken the bat off of their shoulder. Holy. Fuck.

Glad they didn’t give Garcia a long term extension. He’s either playing injured, or just doesn’t give a fuck and needs to be benched. Horrible effort all season in the field 
He's on the books for $9.5 million next season and is in Arbitration 3 in 2026. There is trade value but nothing substantial unless he picks it up over the rest of the season.

Hey everyone  they have a no hitter going. Everybody get excited about that. Tell your friends. 

1 hour ago, beer said:

Risky bet

Clearly I suck at gambling 

Altuve is the 3 eared cabbage vendor that gets fried in episode 5

Yay for moral victories.

Outside of Seager and Smith the entire offense has had donkey aids for damn near the entire season.

Every "this will light a fire under them" win seems like it's been inevitably followed by self-immolation.

Thank jeebus for last season.

Rangers were likely saving hits to close out with a big series win today. Make it so.

Bravo, Nate. Don't fucking swing at 3 flat 4 seamers. 
 

Also, I've never seen so many fucking warning track balls in one season. Unreal. 

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