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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

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    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

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    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Cool.

While 1 run usually feels impossible, four runs in fact is an insurmountable lead for this offense.

I'd say except for Seager, but he'll only come up again with no one on base anyway.

Can we get the Bobby Valentine mustache and also bat Seager 2nd through 8th?

 

 

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LeClerc LeClerc'ing

Worth a shot, I guess, but I think JS needs a bit more outfield work.

Cool, they are leaving Le clerk in

Also cheating fucking shit stain

WTF is it with this team giving up homers to fucking catchers??

It’s not like Bench or Piazza are still playing.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Cool.

While 1 run usually feels impossible, three runs in fact is an insurmountable lead for this offense.

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, beer said:

Cool, they are leaving Le clerk in

Also cheating fucking shit stain

Yeah. Not walking Yordan last night, and letting LeClerc get worked. Odd choices.

Then again Bochy knows the offense as well as we do. 

2 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

5 runs seems insurmountable. Even if we had 18 innings to get it. 

4 runs is insurmountable this year.

Read elsewhere that the biggest comeback all year is 3 runs down.

Twice. 

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stupid merging

Could this be the biggest comeback win of the year?

And Heim swings first pitch popup. That's about right.

But maybe. Just maybe...

C'mon little Josh. Be the hero twice this series and cement your immortality.

Or just lean in and get a HBP Astros style and let Corey do it.

Either works.

Kinda feels like the nail in the 2024 coffin.

Imma have to go back and revise my season predictions a lil' bit. 

Not trying to aggy you guys, but it’s felt like a “next year” team since May. Lots of injuries, lots of excuses, but it felt like it wasn’t ever going to come together. 

Time to let some kids play. I have some thoughts on next year, but will be its own thread. 

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Hernandez lasted all of three games in Seattle before getting DFA again, woof.

lol who was it either this year or last that commented about the weather impacting the game when we were playing a home game that day?

Appropriate DP to end it is appropriate.

What an anemic, flaccid, pathetic offense. It's actually amazing major league players can be this bad, for this long. Other than Seager's usual outbursts and Smiths 1st half.

And just utter shit all around this afternoon.

It's a shame they couldn't have gotten some prospects for the short-timers that aren't going to be around. Not doing a heck of a lot of good for the Rangers now.

He gets us ....killed by our own fetus

Corey seems a bit warmish.

Always nice to beat the Yankees, please don't blow this one.

Goofy Bally is replaying yesterday's game where they got shut out. 

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