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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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I think it's time we go to the honor system and let the batter call strikes.

Embrace the tank.

The fightin' Ron Washington's are only 2.5 games behind the Rangers as of this moment. Oof.

Coincidentally the Rangers were 2.5 games out of first after the recent White Sox series.

Which I think was 4 months ago. Seems like it anyway.

6 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Goddamn. Some of you fucks make Astros fans look smart.

Comes stumbling in drunk yelling at clouds, making no sense.

First base line seems to have a leak in it

I think duran needs a tennis racket

Damn Devers, I think he should have to run some postgame poles for that.

Oh shit, chafing puts his hair up in curlers 

FUCK YOU YOU FUCK8NG FUCK UMP PUSSY ASS PIECE OF SHIT

Shitty ump just fucked them!

Damn Devers, I think he should have to run some postgame poles for that.


And Langford can join him.

Robertson needs to come out now...he's distracted

Edited by beer

Langford may get punched when he comes in.  Robertson is legit pissed and can't say that I blame him.

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