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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Always good to get a win. Just need about 16 more in a row to make things interesting.

2 hours ago, DougO said:

Always good to get a win. Just need about 16 more in a row to make things interesting.

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19 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Mahle IL’d with right shoulder tightness, of course. 

Man we are snakebit

29 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Mahle IL’d with right shoulder tightness, of course. 

He pitched twice, what do you want?

There should never be a walk with strike zones like this.  None, ever.

That game was about like watching flies fuck but a win is a win is a win is a win

Shadow always trying to get my hopes rolling, and I appreciate that.

I dont know if anyone has been paying attention but Kumar hasnt been fucking around. And for the last 2 or 3 starts Jack has found something. Velo is up.  

Here is Pitching Ninja

 

 

 

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

deGrom in Frisco tonight. 

just in time. We're only what, 10 games back? 

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20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

just in time. We're only what, 10 games back? 

Yeah we just need him to win like 6 starts and hit .800 OPS out of the DH spot.

29 more innings from Eovaldi and he’ll trigger his player option for next season. Not nearly as optimistic about our rotation next year without him

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