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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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And boom goes the dynamite.

Threw an actual strike and found out.

Knew we were down 1 in the bottom of the 9th. Checked the score. “How the hell did we win by 3? There’s only one way that’d be possible…”

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According to ESPN Stats & Information research, Langford, a bright spot in a tough season for Texas, is just the second player in major league history to hit for a cycle, pull off an inside-the-park home run, and blast a walk-off grand slam in the same season. Jackie Robinson did the same in 1948. 

17 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Gray & Mahle done for season, Corey off tonight.

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Prescient featured player.

- Youngest AL player to ever hit a walk-off grand slam

- 24th rookie ever since 1944 to do it

- Most Ranger walk off hits in a season since Josh in 2011

8 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:
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According to ESPN Stats & Information research, Langford, a bright spot in a tough season for Texas, is just the second player in major league history to hit for a cycle, pull off an inside-the-park home run, and blast a walk-off grand slam in the same season. Jackie Robinson did the same in 1948. 

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I think some of that has to do with the bat upgrade he did, which I was bitching about at the beginning of the season.

I give myself a lot of credit here.

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

 

I would like to see more scenes of Yankee fans sitting there not talking.  It’s like finding a purple fish. Rare

I wish Taveras season was over. Don’t we have someone else we can take a look at in CF?

Bring the kids up and let them get a look.
Front office sounds like they may be as tired of Leody as we are.

At least we're getting off to an early start

19 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I read that somewhere. 

 

And we're winning. 

Ha. Didn't see your note above the lineup.

Fuck why is it always Langford that gets the shit calls

That was a FUCking pitch clock violation by 10 seconds

Damn Wyatt ain't nothing to fuck with

2 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

Hmm, wonder what this is about.

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For one gross, they should show this shit to middle schoolers.  You can be anything you want, even if you gnaw on your hand like a goddamn beaver.

You get a run and you get a run...

Ron Swanson warming up. 

I believe that Eovaldi just needs 9 more innings to hit his vesting option.

Doesn't matter, he'll decline anyway. He'll get 2-3 years for plenty more on the market. 

Am I misunderstanding his contract? It’s a team option for next year, but if he hits 300 IP combined for ‘23&’24 that option becomes player option.
14 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Am I misunderstanding his contract? It’s a team option for next year, but if he hits 300 IP combined for ‘23&’24 that option becomes player option.

No, we can't keep him for $20M even if he doesn't throw another pitch this season. 

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Yeah I know that would be bad for multiple reasons, and with ownership being absolute scrooges I can’t see any scenario where we shell out close to what he’s going to get offered on the open market. Maybe Kumar and Jack make us forget about him….

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Eovaldi has a player option for $20 million with no buyout if he throws another 16 innings this year, though that almost certainly would be declined by Eovaldi unless he suffers a major injury between pitching his 16th inning the rest of the way and the deadline for option decisions, which is right after the World Series. 

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According to the source, the deal includes a bonus of $3 million per year for reaching 160 innings pitched. The $20 million option for 2025 vests with 300 innings across the next two seasons, with another $3 million of incentives. Eovaldi will have a base salary of $16 million in both '23 and '24, plus a $2 million signing bonus. The deal can max out at $63 million. 

We just need to make him a fair offer pretty damn quick. 

2/$36M, maybe to get started. 

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