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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Maybe it's time for a new pitcher?

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I think we're cooked, boys.

Lemme just check my pre-season win prediction...one second...

Yep, my wildly exuberant, exaggerated confidence was a little misplaced.

But NEXT season we're definitely winning 117.

Unless Rocker sucks tomorrow.

Cody not at his best today.

Rangers just generally seem bad vs good teams.

We have the third string umps again 

Back to back shit calls

Hanging a nice slow low 80s right over the plate is a bold strategy

Replay just came on, the announcers were dedicating their intro to glowing about what a fantastic season Cody is having. And then this game happened. They cursed him. You hate to see it.

Good or bad, I am so glad to see Kumar on a MLB mound tonight.   That said, don't fuck up.

Love Love Love, don’t hang that

shit with 2 strikes again though 

i like how when he's missing he's missing in the same places.  

It's the hope that gets you

Kumar looked good. Seeing him pitch in slow motion makes my elbow sore.

 

degrom, rocker, scherzer, leiter gonna send us on a run to close out the season.  we will barely slide into the playoffs on the last day of the season.

rangers are +50,000 to win the series

I’ll be retiring in november. 

One of the hacks at either Startlegram or DRN had a piece a month or so ago where he pretty much said Young was gone and we were going to let him go without a fight. Jackass

Almost forgot what he looked like.

Here comes the fucking hope again

 

Second string division 3 umps again tonight

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