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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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That eye on that 4th pitch is unreal.

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I bent over and let apple fuck me for $9.99.

I will say - the quality on their sports broadcasts is excellent. It's the locking me out of watching my teams part I'm not a fan of. 

Can't lie. I won't be upset if Apple wins the EPL in the next round of contracts. 

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Can't lie. I won't be upset if Apple wins the EPL in the next round of contracts. 

If they could package enough shit together for a decent price I'd be down. I'm just not interested in paying $23/mo to sometimes watch one MLS team. 

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I'm confused about the gay Abreu rubber band around his shitty beard. Did someone tell him that looks good, or...?

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I'm confused about the gay Abreu rubber band around his shitty beard. Did someone tell him that looks good, or...?

Captain Lou Albano tribute.

Look him up, kids.

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Ah yes, thank you Apple for showing our phenom 3rd baseman breaking his wrist in slow motion. 

Nice!

 

If anyone has a 4K TV, is this showing in 4K? 

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Nice hustle! Langford has some wheels.

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Good fucking God he didn't even catch that clean. 

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4 hours ago, ztejas said:

There's gonna be some fuckin fireworks when Adolis is at the plate.

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What is this fucking former ump interview?

Just got home and we're up 5-0.  Nice.
 

Lil Rangers not fucking around

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