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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
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    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
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    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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We'll keep taking bases all fucking night. 

Am I the only one who unconsciously grimaces at Adolis' oblique every time he takes one of those massive cuts.

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We have 16 bases in the 4th inning.

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Am I the only one who unconsciously grimaces at Adolis' oblique every time he takes one of those massive cuts.

Mine is Big Josh when he doesn't have a broke-ass wrist. His swing is fucking violent. 

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Mine is Big Josh when he doesn't have a broke-ass wrist. His swing is fucking violent. 

That dude swings for the fences every fucking time.  I love it.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Everybody with a hit now.

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God damn that's absolute filth.

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They try and go top of the zone on him and he just punishes it. 

He's a legitimate threat to win MVP I think, oddswise.

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Hahahahaha Marcus pissed on that

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Beat dat ass

 

 

Can't believe I pay Like 6 subscriptions Including MLB and i still don't get to watch this. Is Altuve visibly crying yet?

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5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Can we put all our backups in now?! 

Hahaha. 

3 minutes ago, beer said:

Can't believe I pay Like 6 subscriptions Including MLB and i still don't get to watch this. Is Altuve visibly crying yet?

There's a stream on the previous page, been perfect all game. 

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