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Bradford turning into Tom Glavine through 2 games is something I didn’t have on my 2024 Rangers BINGO card. No way he gets bumped for Lorenzen right now. 

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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
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    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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I thought I hated the Astros. But you know who really hates the Astros?

 

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On 3/30/2024 at 7:40 PM, ztejas said:

The swagger is infectious. We're playing like last year was an accident and we want to actually prove it this time. 

 

I'll give everyone permission to revise their predictions from the first page. 

Again - y'all have permission to revise. 

But I don't think we should fuck with stuff that. Let's let this bitch ride. 

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I'm gonna flip over to KD and the Suns hosting Minny - let's fuck these bitches up again tomorrow. 

23 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Hahaha. 

There's a stream on the previous page, been perfect all game. 

Thank you man. I can watch the tears now.

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Again - y'all have permission to revise. 

But I don't think we should fuck with stuff that. Let's let this bitch ride. 

Nah, I'll stick with 117 and winning it all. Why not.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why the fuck is this game not on tv?

It is. Sorry you’re poor.

Bally

But it is on Apple TV+

And Derka posted a stream earlier

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Not Derka, figure it out. 

 

Fun game. 

Derka's gone. Tag, you're it.

Just dominant. Sky’s the limit with this lineup. 

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Astros thread is all whataburger talk.
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They’re avoiding the Thread of Hate like the plague. Pussies.
31 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I thought I hated the Astros. But you know who really hates the Astros?

 

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Fucking kidding? Bombi LOVES the fuckin’ Astros….

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Fucking kidding? Bombi LOVES the fuckin’ Astros….

Yeah but apparently his muscles are too big. 

9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Yeah but apparently his muscles are too big. 

Don't forget the home runs he hits are not "clutch."

Anyway, hopefully Gray rights himself today and he's fully recovered from the neck thing he had going.

I was watching the highlights from last night, and Langford almost killed Hunter Brown with that line drive.

2 hours ago, Constant said:

I was watching the highlights from last night, and Langford almost killed Hunter Brown with that line drive.

No doubt.  

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

6:05 tonight, Bally+ because of Stars & MLBN if you’re not close to Texas. 

God fucking dammit. 

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5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

If you normally watch on Bally, it’s still fine. Just a channel down on the guide. 

Ah okay. I'll have to double check that I get it.

40 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Let’s ride.

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Espada does not like this. 

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nvm

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Man - EC can fucking book it.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Man - EC can fucking book it.

He’s figuring it out. Doubles galore. 

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I think we got that fucker. 

That bitch is out. Not sure they'll give it to us though. 

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Good fucking Lord Seager.

Well that's a rare screw up by Corey. 

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