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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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19 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Right rotator strain for Sborz, 15-day IL for now. Grant Anderson up. 

Not the worst thing. Glad it isn’t torn. 

I hope they keep showing the ALCS and World Series highlights all season. 

Sold my tickets for today's game. Lots of stand up sit down this weekend and I hate that shit. Probably gonna look around for different seats for next year

7 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Sold my tickets for today's game. Lots of stand up sit down this weekend and I hate that shit. Probably gonna look around for different seats for next year

The Sunday masses of massive asses can be tough.

This dude does paint the corners.

Looks like he has shag carpet exploding out of his cap though.

Didn't paint that one.

Let's go Heim.

Edited by gofuckyourself

I know some of you don't follow NBA, but the Mavs had a great comeback earlier on the Rockets and eliminated them from playoff contention. Another win tonight would be a great double barreled nut punch for the Houston sports fan.

26 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Sold my tickets for today's game. Lots of stand up sit down this weekend and I hate that shit. Probably gonna look around for different seats for next year

Where are you located this year? I almost pulled the plug on some for this season, but I think my kids are still too young to enjoy the midweek games. 

Definitely this guy is going to get a no hitter.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Fucking ump that was a strike to the midget.

And that could've been called also. Ump giving Astros the low strike but not dunning.

6 minutes ago, Constant said:

Where are you located this year? I almost pulled the plug on some for this season, but I think my kids are still too young to enjoy the midweek games. 

Same as last year. 224 on the first base side

I blame all that on espn fucking with our team while we're trying to play the field.

7 minutes ago, beer said:

Definitely this guy Blanco s going to get a no hitter.

 

jesus dude that was 6 inches out 

goddamn  what the fuck

Edited by AbeFroman

Holy fucking shit that pitch was a foot off.

What the actual fuck.

I'd throw a no hitter too with this ump.

"This dude Blanco is definitely getting a no hitter"

.....the ump

This guy gets every call.  As long as it's between 1st and 3rd base and doesn't hit the ground, it's gonna be a strike.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

It's been wildly in favor of the Astros.

Yep. But we have swings left. Lots of them. 

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