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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Love it. Exactly what we should do to last second call up scrubs. 

After carefully considerin' the whole situation
I stand with my back to the wall
Walkin' is better than runnin' away
And crawlin' ain't no good at all

-WN

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Almost feeling bad for the kid.

Nah, not really.

Never feel bad for anyone wearing that ugly ass orange.  Fuck 'em.

Get a call up to the bigs.  Walk and bean the bases loaded.  Give up 5 runs.  Get one flyout.  Yanked, never to be seen again.  Brutal.

Ouch. Chin up, Henley. Tough first assignment. 

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Get a call up to the bigs.  Walk and bean the bases loaded.  Give up 5 runs.  Get one flyout.  Yanked, never to be seen again.  Brutal.

Did throw a couple of nasty strikes. Maybe that’s all he’ll remember. 

Dammit that should have been a monster inning.

 

Not sure who is doing our opponent scouting report but 90mph inside fastballs to Alvarez ain’t it. 

That was bad because we let the backup scrub catcher get hit to be on base for it.  This feels like one of those old Ranger 10-9 type games.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

That was bad because we let the backup scrub catcher get hit to be on base for it.  This feels like one of those old Ranger 10-9 type games.

Hopefully we are the 10

Wyatt has no protect gene in his body, he's hacking or he's nothing.

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