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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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5 minutes ago, SameSame said:

I'm not going to look it up, but I'm assuming that Sears is considered the greatest pitcher of all time.

Well now he lead the As staff in wins last year...

 

 

... with 5.  

We are legitimately about to be no hit.  No one even looks competitive.

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

We are legitimately about to be no hit.  No one even looks competitive.

Terrible 

This is the inning. I can feel it in my plums.

Not ONLY do we get a hit, but we score a run against the buzzsaw known as A's pitching.

ump couldnt even decide if he thought it was infield fly

The fucking umpire signaled infield fly.  And why wouldn't you?  Because it's a fucking infield fly.

That was some dumb shit.

Both 2B and 1B didn't jump or put forth any effort initially, then have to rush while the pitcher 6 inches away doesn't move and looks up helplessly.

Plus 1B was closer and could've gotten it pretty easily but let panicky 2B run and stumble in. 

Edited by gofuckyourself

That is exactly why the rule exists.  

Goddamn MLB has had some shitty umpiring to start the season.

That was the damn definition of an infield fly.  It was a fly ball in the infield.  

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Aright, nothing we can do about it now. Score a fucking run. 

I'm sorry--are you under the impression that I'm in the fucking dugout?  There was never anything any of us could do about it.

But we can still talk about the umpires fucking up an obvious fucking call for five minutes.

Ok, this is the inning. NOW I feel it in my plums. 

Got the hit, so now we're scoring a run on the buzzsaw that is A's pitching AND overcoming the fuckitude of MLB umps.

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

That was the damn definition of an infield fly.  It was a fly ball in the infield.  

That's not the only definition but it was an "MLB" easy play and should have been IFF.

Didnt think this lineup was capable of being this anemic. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are allowed to hit home runs also, correct?

Its been a week tomorrow. 

Just now, Constant said:

Its been a week tomorrow. 

Heim and Carter homered the 1st game.

Or fucking strike out every damn time Corey.

Are they all food-poisoned this game or what?

Jesus.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Heim and Carter homered the 1st game.

Or fucking strike out every damn time Corey.

Are they all food-poisoned this game or what?

Jesus.

Shit. Forgot. 

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