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Never thought I'd see this offense truly vexed by the Oakland A's pitchers. 

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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
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    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Would be nice if we could have 9th innings like that with a one or two run lead.  Even the A's can make it happen.

Well, you can't just expect to go into a series against the A's with the likes of JP Sears and Seth Brown and win more than one game.

Gentleman, that was biggest turd I have seen us roll out there in forever.  Terrible approach after terrible approach  

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Gentleman, that was biggest turd I have seen us roll out there in forever.  Terrible approach after terrible approach  

Semien sometimes looks either lost as fuck or just decides before the AB to swing at 3 straight wherever they are.

I'd be curious if Seager has ever had a 4 strikeout game. Yikes.

The only good thing about losing a series against one of the worst teams in baseball is that we get to try again against another one tomorrow.

 

Didnt think this lineup was capable of being this anemic. 

Just saw the box score - did Seager really fan all four AB’s. WTF?
12 minutes ago, TxTower said:


Just saw the box score - did Seager really fan all four AB’s. WTF?

Baseball robot needs recalibration. 

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Just saw the replay of the infield fly.

That's fucking absurd. That's literally why the rule exists.

And why the fuck was the roof closed?

Chance for a beautiful day game and it’s closed?

Someone should be fired.

Baseball robot needs recalibration. 

He’s been given some days off to rest. Is the hernia still bothering?
And why the fuck was the roof closed?

Chance for a beautiful day game and it’s closed?

Someone should be fired.
High winds.

I was listening to the radio broadcast and that infield pop up was worse than what I had pictured.

Pitching matchup is battle of the "3 ERs each start" guys.

We need to bust out and tag France, that cheese eating surrender monkey.

season 6 episode 23 GIF

Would like to play the full beans lineup all weekend and perhaps bury these fucks a bit. 

We better kick their ass. Their lineup tonight is garbage. Altuve, Yordan, Tucker, and no one else. Kick their fucking asses. 

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Fuck me can the NBA season end so they will quit showing this shitty fucking Spurs team on Bally?

I'm gonna lose my mind with this shit.

Thankfully tonight it appears that Bally+ is actually playing baseball.

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Shiiiit that was almost gonzo.

I love that Adolis actually hates the Astros even more than the rest of us.  

García with the aggressive crotch grab

Dane just throwing meatballs

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Maybe swing at that pitch 4 Heim. 

Angel Hernández needs those eye injections for wet macular degeneration

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