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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This new manager must hate JP to not even have anyone warming up

I said Ty earlier that's the 1B lol.

Yeah this is getting bad.

France is going to turn things around at waterloo

They have wanted Diaz for 2 years now but he doesn’t try to block anything and has had like 5 just like that get by him in the 4.3 games so far. 

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Angel Hernandez is actually fucking retarded.

France at the tatoo parlor: gimme something that says inner city youth

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

For fucks sake you blind fucking piece of shit ump

You mean Angel is still the fucking worst?

Jesus Christ. How does that asshole still have a job???

Wyatt is a better man than me, no way I’m not getting thrown out there.  Dude is garbage 

I think Angel is trolling as a bit these days. He knows he won't be fired or disciplined and knows everyone thinks he's the what. He's going to play the part and give everyone material to talk about

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2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

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Posted it on /r/baseball let's see if it gets traction. 

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

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Deja vu from a few games ago.

Wyatt knows the strike zone better than the umps that's for sure.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think Angel is trolling as a bit these days. He knows he won't be fired or disciplined and knows everyone thinks he's the what. He's going to play the part and give everyone material to talk about

Or he’s just retarded

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Posted it on /r/baseball let's see if it gets traction. 

Narrarator: it got traction

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Thanks for the reddit points ss I'll mail you some burger King coupons.

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Or he’s just retarded
He's just playing the villain role. And having fun with it.

Dicking around with the bases loaded on offense has cost us a lot this last week. Smith hitting an infield pop up with no outs is not productive. 

Ok that's enough Dane.

You've given up your standard 3 runs.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Dicking around with the bases loaded on offense has cost us a lot this last week. Smith hitting an infield pop up with no outs is not productive. 

I mean 8 runs through 4 innings is pretty good?

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Dicking around with the bases loaded on offense has cost us a lot this last week. Smith hitting an infield pop up with no outs is not productive. 

Surely you're fucking joking. Then again you're kind of a dipshit half the time so maybe not.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Ok that's enough Dane.

You've given up your standard 3 runs.

I mean 8 runs through 4 innings is pretty good?


5 runs through 1 inning was ok last weekend until we ended up losing 10-5. 
 

8-1 with no outs and the bases loaded should be 9 or 10 to 1 after they half inning. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


5 runs through 1 inning was ok last weekend until we ended up losing 10-5. 
 

8-1 with no outs and the bases loaded should be 9 or 10 to 1 after they half inning. 

Well the lankford AB killed it as much as anything. Not sure what he could have done with that last pitch even if he swung at it. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


5 runs through 1 inning was ok last weekend until we ended up losing 10-5. 
 

8-1 with no outs and the bases loaded should be 9 or 10 to 1 after they half inning. 

5 runs that was predominantly walks and two singles.

Dudes are smoking pitches -- see Heim, Jonah -- and clearly actually seeing it well.

It's a good thing.

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Josh flashing some fucking leather tonight. 

Dumb. Because I’m in KC I had to find this on Bally Sports Ok.

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