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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Jfc Adolis owns these guys. 

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3 minutes ago, beer said:

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Just now, gofuckyourself said:

See if Angel lets Wyatt bat this time.

Guess it won't be up to him.

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Kuhnel may need a left ventricular assist device

 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

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Put it in the fucking Louvre!

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

The Astros defense is horrible. And I’m here for it. 

What's worse is their pitching.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

It's a party y'all.

I'm straight up havin' a good time!

Of course Leody kills it. At this point I’m convinced he is the love child of Spy’s favorite Rangers of all time, Borbon (Judy) and Leonys.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Are we going to see an Astros position player pitch tonight?

They haven’t already?

That’s the most that guy has worked out since that one day on the stairmaster.

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We're giving our closer work in the 6th inning.

Will Ferrell Lol GIF

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Rangers making them flee for the exits.

I mean they never really showed up.

Vegas had HOU -125. Btw.

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

Leveler Chaz did not make me feel queasy.

That's improvement 

9 run lead helps sooth the stomach a little.

just now able to post what in the everloving fuckk was that shit in the top of the 4th MOTHER FUCKERS just make it obvious you are trying to keep the cheaters alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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