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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

How do you score a bunt that kills a guy? 

Funny that it's currently a sac. Ain't right with an out in today's game. 

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Seager seems pretty intimidating in the box

twss

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Gave em what they wanted. 

"we act like home runs are routine"

I didn't know Langford had speed like that

Wasn’t expecting the beer bong joke in the bottom of the 6th. 

Good cut Zeke

1 minute ago, crum said:

I didn't know Langford had speed like that


 

70 on the 80 scale. Elite. 

Sborz smoked him. 

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Let's go win this bitch. 

ok ESPN, cut the % chance of winning shit...

Did they tell the camera men to find the fattest fucking people in the joint?

2 minutes ago, freyguy said:

ok ESPN, cut the % chance of winning shit...


The analytics are going too far. And I enjoy analytics. 

2 minutes ago, freyguy said:

ok ESPN, cut the % chance of winning shit...

Gotta stoke the degenerate gamblers

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Did they tell the camera men to find the fattest fucking people in the joint?


this is america GIF

Let's hit everything to Suzuki 

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