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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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He can paint the actual edge but can he paint the Hernandez edge

4 minutes ago, beer said:

He can paint the actual edge but can he paint the Hernandez edge

That’s like the continental shelf without a map.

Hernandez is terrible

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Fuck you Tucker you overrated bitch.


He was such a little bitch in the ALCS. 

Bat flip when your down by 9? Hahaha such a douche city

Burke you see what you did.. You think he wants to walk all the way out there?

Should have pulled him after the Alvarez at bat. Had no idea where his pitches were going so for the rest of the inning he grooved them down the middle. 

Did anyone bet the least common multiple?

Unreal how half (maybe more) of this bullpen is just a steaming stinking pile of trash.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Who's gonna close this game?

Robo maybe 

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Who's gonna close this game?

3 little leaguers in a trench coat

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6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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3 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

FM beat me to it.

 

1 minute ago, HuntinHorn said:

Good thing we are resting Seagar again this part of the game.

We just won the world series you fucking cucks.

Trust the process. Trust CY.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

 

We just won the world series you fucking cucks.

Trust the process. Trust CY.


the bullpen was bad last year. We made the last wild card by 1 game.

 

I want to run it back; the bullpen is worse this year. Ray Davis game CY some old Buffalo nickels to sign RP’s. 

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


the bullpen was bad last year. We made the last wild card by 1 game.

 

I want to run it back; the bullpen is worse this year. Ray Davis game CY some old Buffalo nickels to sign RP’s. 

You think I wasn't sweating every time it got to the bullpen? It's a white knuckle ride every year.

Atta boy Walsh. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Robertson is owning the 8th this year. 

Stands to reason he could do this in the 9th once Sborz is back. 

We just won the world series you fucking cucks.
Trust the process. Trust CY.

Suck a wang…
I think I’m joining the Robertson to closer fan club.

He’s a positive in the pile of turds, we ran out there today

We’ve scored 12 so hard to bitch, but I hate 0-5 out of our CF. 

21 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Who's gonna close this game?

Just as we all suspected, it’s Kirby Yates.

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