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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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19 hours ago, beer said:

Oh well, 2 more to go. I gat all you can consume adult beverages with my ticket tomorrow, so it's just like watching in my living room. 

Terrapin Taproom? Decent beers there if you have time.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Terrapin Taproom? Decent beers there if you have time.

Nah man, I'm in the delta 360 ballers club tonight. 

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Geez, Stros blew a 2 run lead in the 9th in Washington, going to the bottom of the 10th still tied.

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2 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

What's the story with Heim?

Nice hair. Decent beard. Solid Dallas tattoo.

Think he's married though.

5 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Geez, Stros blew a 2 run lead in the 9th in Washington, going to the bottom of the 10th still tied.

And lost.

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27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nice hair. Decent beard. Solid Dallas tattoo.

Think he's married though.

Jank's hair is all outta control tonight. Eovaldi looks calm.

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Adding photo evidence

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Are we playing the Puerto Rican national team?

the most unfortunate of starts

Watching the Rangers play the Braves is not good for my health. 

Well shit, fucking tomahawk already 

pitching around a guy in his first AB back? great choice there

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Damn... Wyatt almost pissed on that first 2-2 pitch.

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Tough break. Fantastic AB.

It's all chaos here, scoreboards broken

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Small.

 

 

 

Ball.

about the best you can ask for from Knizner

Turning into batting practice 

Like clockwork this year....Rangers pitching and walks equals shitting the bed .

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Fortunate to get out of there without more damage than that. Somebody sacrifice a chicken and get these bats going

Corey due for a bomb

Organ playing Popeye for Semien

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Nate is keeping us in this. Need to get some decent relief and find some runs. 

That works.

Now we rake? @shadow_operative2.0

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Nate is a fucking hoss. Dude very obviously doesn’t have it tonight, and refuses to give in and is visibly angry at himself for it. I love it.

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How about a solo shot. 

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