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  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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I said no such thing last summer. I don't care if it looks like a big grill. AC IS AMAZING 

And that’s when it should be closed. Not tonight.
Just now, C-Man said:


And that’s when it should be closed. Not tonight.

I wonder how they decide it. Jerry rarely opens it up either. 

So is a foul not reviewable because by definition it is a strike (although so is a hit technically and they review shit with hits) and balls and strikes are not reviewable.  That would make some sense if that is the reason....still seems kind of stupid though.

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Re closed roof

Pretty sure they had it closed because there was a decent wind and the bottom of the WORLD FUCKING SERIES FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP (still doesn’t feel real) BANNER wasn’t secured.

45 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Bullshit. His ears were right next to heim’s.  Jonah immediately reached back for a new ball. If he saw it and/or heard it, blue should have as well. His only job in that moment was to watch the ball. 

I dont think I've ever seen a foul with that much contact get missed by an ump. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Bullshit. His ears were right next to heim’s.  Jonah immediately reached back for a new ball. If he saw it and/or heard it, blue should have as well. His only job in that moment was to watch the ball. 


should be reviewable regardless. I still have nightmares of Beltre fouling off a ball in 2011 World Series that was missed by the ump. 

2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


rhadigan is his spotter

Lulz.  Nothing will ever be funnier than Rhads calling Nellie Cruz oppo upper deck 490ish foot homerun 

 

“that’s hit high in the air. It’s got a chance…”

 

 

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Weak. Just fucking own it. Say you missed the call.

Was “Proud to be an Anerican” in the 7th Inning Stretch just an Opening Day one-off or is that a nightly thing? (If anybody caught the acapella version tonight, it might be among the worst things I’ve ever heard. It was turrible.)

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Justice for Jonah. Now fix the banner!

This fucking guy, lol

54 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

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Meh. It should be reviewable. Umpires miss things, it didn’t change direction by a whole lot. I mean in the moment as a Rangers fan IT FUCKING SUCKED. But MLB should change the rule and make it reviewable. 

How about Travis plays for a while over Evans position. I do not think that’s ridiculous.

At least it wasn't Ted Cruz. We would've lost for sure if he had attended. 

Oh calm down, Nancy. It's a known joke that Ted Cruz attends games, the home team loses. 

No, I'll be here all season. Just to annoy you.

8 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

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Well then, fuck Chad.

There’s no place for such hostilities here, especially after a walk-off win on opening day. 

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Looking at TV info for Saturday, am I supposed to know what MARQ is? What the hell is that?

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10 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

Nice way to start the season.  

This team is gonna be dang-er-ous.

No matter what the pitching looks like they'll never be out of any game. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No matter what the pitching looks like they'll never be out of any game. 

I’ve seen 30 odd years of rangers teams with this mantra and they lose lots of games. 

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Looking at TV info for Saturday, am I supposed to know what MARQ is? What the hell is that?

Local Marquette, dumbass.


I don’t know either.

All you guys with Ballys problems makes me think I’m the only one who still pays for directTV. Every so often I consider finally getting rid of it but then I have 0 issues with 99% of programming I want to watch.
1 minute ago, Fudbelty said:


Local Marquette, dumbass.


I don’t know either.

All you guys with Ballys problems makes me think I’m the only one who still pays for directTV. Every so often I consider finally getting rid of it but then I have 0 issues with 99% of programming I want to watch.

I’m a Youtube TV refugee paying Bally’s their blood money every month so I can watch. 

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

If you want to watch the defending champs, there are multiple options. If you want to bitch, the usuals will disappear until 9/1. 

You’re such a fucking bitchass cunt.  We’ll be here all year, and you’ll fucking deal with it.  

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

So after a walkoff, you decided that was an intelligent post?

Fucking idiot. 

 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I fucking swear. Fortunately these idiots will be gone by Tuesday. 

 

56 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fuck you. LL is a stupid fuck for bumping a 12-hour post that everyone else was smart enough to ignore.

You will be gone by Tuesday also. 

 

53 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Certainly not to add any relevance. We know. 

 

42 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Like I said, they’ll be gone by Tuesday. LL just couldn’t help himself. 

 

17 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

If you want to watch the defending champs, there are multiple options. If you want to bitch, the usuals will disappear until 9/1. 

sucks the worst GIF

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