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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

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    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

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Falkor! The Neverending Story! One of my favorite shows when I was a kid of 10. 

Good for Gray getting a win after another great start. He's been pitching really well but he seems like he's been a hard luck dude.

That is a specific bet.  Comes back in under ten weeks with efficiency, yeah right.  I'll take it and gladly donate 45 to the cause, hopefully.

I’m sure this was covered yesterday. Josh cleared for on field activities. June 10 is 10 weeks. I’ll start looking now. (Has to actually be in a line up on or before June 10)
5 hours ago, Fudbelty said:


I’m sure this was covered yesterday. Josh cleared for on field activities. June 10 is 10 weeks. I’ll start looking now. (Has to actually be in a line up on or before June 10)

Well well

That's a little, hope it's not too late

I was looking depressed so my wife just brought me bacon and tequila. 

16 minutes ago, beer said:

I was looking depressed so my wife just brought me bacon and tequila. 

The way this team is playing you'll soon need Ozempic and an AA sponsor.

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3 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

I have a good feeling we're going hit tonight.

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10 hours ago, ztejas said:

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Yep.

But like I said, my optimism is dropping faster than the routine balls hit to our outfielders.

On 5/16/2024 at 10:57 AM, Fudbelty said:

I’m sure this was covered yesterday. Josh cleared for on field activities. June 10 is 10 weeks. I’ll start looking now. (Has to actually be in a line up on or before June 10)

On 5/16/2024 at 4:14 PM, AbeFroman said:

Well well 

As usual, Fud loses.

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Unfortunately for Jung, he’ll now face an even longer absence, as Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News writes that Jung will likely be out until at least the start of July, or perhaps closer to the All-Star break. It will be 10-14 days before Jung knows whether or not he’ll be given the green light to start swinging a bat, and assuming that Jung is cleared, it’ll be another 3-4 weeks of full baseball activities and minor league rehab games before an IL activation is feasible. 

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