Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 7k
  • Views 256k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • gofuckyourself
    gofuckyourself

    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

Posted Images

That's a really fun ballpark if you've never been. Right on the edge of downtown. Abundant parking or you can take the metro. Great beer available all over. Now let's kick their asses. 

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

That's a really fun ballpark if you've never been. Right on the edge of downtown. Abundant parking or you can take the metro. Great beer available all over. Now let's kick their asses. 

It's right at the top of the stadiums we've been to.

Fuck man nobody in this lineup can get the ball out of the infield. This is as deep a hitting funk as I can remember this franchise ever being in outside of maybe the Covid year….

27 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Have we won a single game since Bob Grossman joined the team? 

He arrived May 8 and went 0 for 2 in the last game we scored over 4 runs, at Oakland.

They've won two games since then.

So no, that washed up bum isn't the reason our offense is awful since then, unless he is, but I'm sure he ain't, but he might be.

Edited by gofuckyourself

Do you want Yerry in the first, cause that's how you get Yerry in the first

1 minute ago, beer said:

Ump sounds a little menopausal 

He started yelling at everybody, and nobody was really questioning it.

Senile fucking piece of shit low T butthurt idiot ump

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.