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And 3 for Seattle. 

And some more gin for me.

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I'm going with bourbon tonight. I harvested some mint earlier, so I'm making mint juleps. 

What's a julep?

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1 hour ago, miguelito said:

What's a julep?

Who gives a shit? Tastes like victory. 

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On 6/9/2024 at 4:18 PM, Biff Tannen said:

That was unnecessarily stressful. 

Deja vu all over again. 

- Michael Scott 

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Juli0-for-5.

Our bullpen makes me nervous. 

Alas. Another win. 

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And the Rangers and Astros lost. 

Choo-choo, motherfuckers.

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On 6/18/2024 at 9:58 PM, miguelito said:

And the Rangers and Astros lost. 

Choo-choo, motherfuckers.

Nice jinx, Jinxy McJinxface.

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On 6/18/2024 at 9:58 PM, miguelito said:

And the Rangers and Astros lost. 

Choo-choo, motherfuckers.

samuel-jackson-stare.gif

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On 6/20/2024 at 1:09 PM, miguelito said:

Ty France: hit by pitch.

Another.

Feels like we’ve been good at scoring first and early lately, but gotta keep the offense up the rest of the game. 

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Yep, they can't get complacent.

MAINTAIN FOCUSNESS.

 

On 6/22/2024 at 2:20 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Feels like we’ve been good at scoring first and early lately, but gotta keep the offense up the rest of the game. 

Good one.

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Sometimes 3 hits just aren't enough. Even if 2 of them are HR.

Woo gonna be out a while, sore hammy, hopefully nothing serious. 

Just now, miguelito said:

Sometimes 3 hits just aren't enough. Even if 2 of them are HR.

Woo gonna be out a while, sore hammy, hopefully nothing serious. 

Dammit

46 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Just a bit short again,  11-3.

I’m satiated on aggy tears

22 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Hey, we won a day game!

Good.  We need to pick it up.  Astros are surging.

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It probably hasn't mattered, but this ump has a large strike zone. 

Finding ways to win.  I hate the ghost runner on 2nd rule, but if it's here to stay, let's keep winning em.

1-1 in the 4th on MLBN.

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