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Hey, we got plenty of room for more banners.

Shit.

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Got the W, but Julio out for a while after smashing his ankle into the wall. Xrays were negative. 

And Ty on waivers apparently?

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I just don't know how you can let go of the franchise leader in HBP.

What are all those people who spent their hard-earned money on French flags supposed to do now?

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How many strikeouts could Bryce Miller get against the Mariners?

5 minutes ago, miguelito said:

How many strikeouts could Bryce Miller get against the Mariners?

Wat

Miller's H/R splits are crazy.  

He's Sandy Koufax in Seattle and Sandy Sparefuck on the road.

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8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wat

The M's struck out 14 fucking times last night. Imagine them batting against Logan or Bryce. We'd be looking at 20+ K's. 

 

Edit to add: I don't know why I thought of that, I was just pissed off and depressed watching them last night.

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Ty is officially gone now, Julio & JP dead. 

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The Mariners’ roster got a major shakeup today, with the club announcing a huge slate of moves. First baseman Ty France was designated for assignment while shortstop J.P. Crawford and outfielder Julio Rodríguez each landed on the 10-day injured list. Crawford has a right hand fracture while Rodríguez has a right high ankle sprain. In corresponding moves, the club recalled infielders Tyler Locklear, Leo Rivas and outfielder Cade Marlowe. 

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/07/mariners-designate-ty-france-for-assignment-place-julio-rodriguez-j-p-crawford-on-injured-list.html

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            Rojas, J3B
    L    4    17    6    .241    .670
RoblesCF
    R    1    5    11    .300    .812
RaleighC
    S    20    62    5    .210    .718
Polanco2B
    S    6    19    2    .202    .584
Raley, LLF
    L    11    29    6    .233    .705
Locklear1B
    R    2    3    1    .200    .683
VoslerDH
    L    -    -    -    -    -
Moore, DSS
    R    8    28    17    .208    .710
MarloweRF
    L    -    -    -    -    -
             
           

Fucking murderer's row right there. 

             
             
             
             
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6 hits, only 8K's, but still manage to lose 2-1.  Ugly sweep. 

 

Well, we'll always have the first half of this season.

If this were the old days, we'd be prepping for a manager firing.

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"The Mariners dealt prospects Aidan Smith and Brody Hopkins, along with a player to be named later, to the Rays in exchange for Arozarena."

"Seattle outfielders are hitting a collective .239/.301/.379 this season. "

I'm pretty sure they mean if you add up the averages of the outfielders, it's .239. 

 

 

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That was a good inning. They're probably done scoring for the night.

I mean, they are literally the worst team in all of MLB by like 10 games.  But I'll take it.

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I like playing the White Sox. 

Red Sox up next. I guess it's a Sox marathon.

Ok.  I don't know what to think of anything anymore.

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We've acquired INF Justin Turner and cash considerations from the Blue Jays in exchange for minor league OF RJ Schreck. Since June 1, the 2x All-Star is batting .301 with a .401 OBP and .800 OPS.

I would ask that spy guy, but he turned into a fuckhead, so I blocked him.  Anyhoo, hope it gets us more runs.

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14 hours ago, miguelito said:

We scored 7 last night, what more do you want?

10 so far tonight

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That was a nice response to yesterday, even if Boston had 3 errors.

They had to teach Turner the victory dance.

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That upper decker that Raley hit was impressive. 459 ft.

7 shutout innings for Woo, so far.

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Walk-off walk in the 10th. Some questionable strike/ball calls, but I'll take it. 

Mario Mendoza, in his two seasons with the Mariners, hit .218. The Mariners, as a team, are currently hitting .217 for the season. 

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Mario Mendoza, in his two seasons with the Mariners, hit .218. The Mariners, as a team, are currently hitting .217 for the season. 

And yet it is August and we are tied for the division lead. Weird season. 

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