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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pajama dayIMG_2837.thumb.jpeg.9574d5696bb9433ea6733babe0fe3022.jpeg

Is that what that's supposed to be?  I damn near never complain about uniforms but gotDAMN, those are ugly.  

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8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Is that what that's supposed to be?  I damn near never complain about uniforms but gotDAMN, those are ugly.  

Like you can even see them in that pic

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Like you can even see them in that pic

It's on ESPN now.  Teams in Oregon and Washington testing the limits of what it means to have uniforms . . .

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU A COMMERCIAL  . . . you should use SPAM the next time you make fried rice. 

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

It's on ESPN now.  Teams in Oregon and Washington testing the limits of what it means to have uniforms . . .

They smoke a lot of pot up there man. Why can’t you just be a fan?!?!?

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Julio is backkk!

As DH, 0 for 3 with 3 strikeouts, hence the extra k's.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

They smoke a lot of pot up there man. Why can’t you just be a fan?!?!?

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Just now, miguelito said:

Julio is backkk!

As DH, 0 for 3 with 3 strikeouts, hence the extra k's.

Yeah, not great Bob. 

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10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

They look like a playoff team when they get 3-4 runs.

This has been a nice series.

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You got that right. I don't even mind the Ks when we win by 10+.

The hrs from Raleigh sounded so pure. Polanco’s sounded nice as well. 
 

I don’t know why, but the hot dogs from heaven deal makes me happy. 

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The Mariners announced that they have signed outfielder Víctor Robles to a contract extension. It reportedly guarantees him $9.75MM over the next two years, which includes a $1.25MM signing bonus. He can earn an extra $2MM via bonuses/escalators, $1MM in each season, $500K for reaching 500 plate appearances and another $500K for 600 plate appearances. The Mariners will have a $9MM club option for 2027. 

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/08/mariners-victor-robles-agree-to-extension.html

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Q: Which is worse, losing 15-1, or blowing a late 2-0 lead (and leaving the bases loaded in the 8th)?

A: Yes.

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I mean, who doesn't like Tom Petty?

 

 

 

 

Welcome back to Major League Baseball…sort of. 
 

Why does that gif not exist on the internet?

I did not expect their season to fall apart on a trip to Detroit and Pittsburgh, but here we are...

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I did not expect their season to fall apart on a trip to Detroit and Pittsburgh, but here we are...

And of course the Astros are playing the worst team in the entire league. 

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My wife had to leave early this morning for a flight.  She woke me up at 4am to say goodbye and tell me, "I'm leaving now.  Dan Wilson's the new manager."

"Of what?"

"The Mariners."

"They have a manager."

"They fired Scott."

"This is a weird conversation."

Jamie Moyer is rested and ready

12 hours ago, miguelito said:

John Halama.

Ha, I have a signed card of him in my baseball card autograph collection album.

I gave up in the 7th inning last night.  Shocked to see the score this morning.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I gave up in the 7th inning last night.  Shocked to see the score this morning.

I’m drunk in New Orleans, but yay!

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Sigh. Another quality start / no decision by the starter, blown save / loss by the bullpen.

42 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Sigh. Another quality start / no decision by the starter, blown save / loss by the bullpen.

I was saving a gif to use when I saw the Astros lost.  That gif shall remain in reserve for now.  God dammit.

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