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  • BachelorTrek
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    Fuck those mouthbreather homer announcers who lose a series and keep mentioning their "blowout win" when we blew their shitty asses out for more runs yesterday! Go to Hell Forever, fuckstick-stat

  • Nice to turn the tables on these asshats. Sure would be nice to take the series tomorrow.

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Moreland said on the radio that LBJ warmed up with the relievers today before the game and could be available out of the bullpen. Threw 43 pitches Thursday.

36 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Standing room only was all they had for sale. Let's take the series. 

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Great pic! 

I'm not convinced that it's not chickenshit-state intentionally not selling reserved-seats to Texas fans since this is the last time we will ever be there.  It's number Million-and-one reason why we're happy to be rid of this Bullshit conference forever.

SRO in a stadium in the middle of NOWHERE in cornland state?  Good for you, because I couldn't do it.  Lulz.

15 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’m about ready to play someone else at 1st just to get Porter out of the lineup. Give Borba more looks or something.

As long as his OPS is over .800, it would be hard to remove him from the line up 

4 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Great pic! 

I'm not convinced that it's not chickenshit-state intentionally not selling reserved-seats to Texas fans since this is the last time we will ever be there.  It's number Million-and-one reason why we're happy to be rid of this Bullshit conference forever.

SRO in a stadium in the middle of NOWHERE in cornland state?  Good for you, because I couldn't do it.  Lulz.

To be fair the seats are all full. 

I remember this guy pitching pretty well last year in the Friday game .

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

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Sophie Smith showing the shadows her sweater makes. Lulz.

Sweater would look better in a crumpled mess on the bedroom floor.

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Bags are juiced and waiting for a squeeze.

Are you talking about baseball?

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Are you talking about baseball?

Even I didn't see what I did there.  LOL.

Missed opportunity, sure hope it don't come back to haunt us later. 

Great conversation about whether Texas would play a non-conference series in fucking Manhattan.

Way to stand there, Porter...

Galvan swings at one 6” inside and grounds out

This pitcher has horrible throwing mechanics. How do you get to this level and still throw the ball like that

Edited by hobbes2702

Can somebody explain to me exactly what Porter Brown does here?

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Galvan swings at one 6” inside and grounds out

This pitcher has gorr Be throwing mechanics. How do you get to this level and still throw the ball like that

It’s effective. Lefty batters probably feel the ball is coming from the dugout with the arm slot and deception he has.

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

It’s effective. Lefty batters probably feel the ball is coming from the dugout with the arm slot and deception he has.

I’m not saying it’s not, but gotta think with better mechanics he would add several in velo. That weird shit he’s doing with his wrist also can’t be great for the elbow 

Grubbs pitching well, 2 bunt singles going to make the box score look worse but doing a good job using both sides of the plate

This kid is going to be hard to hit if he is going to get that outside strike all day long.

Just now, chase25 said:

This kid is going to be hard to hit if he is going to get that outside strike all day long.

We wore him down last year by being patient. Don't know if that will work if he gets all the borderline calls.

Big swings by Jalin and Kimble, righties are going to have to eat today.

38 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

To be fair the seats are all full. 

A ton of seats in the TV camera view on the left behind the plate are empty.  Where'd they all go?

3 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

The announcer said Schuessler “was fooled on the pitch,” as he doubled. 

Mouthbreather homer-announcers always go silent for plays like that.  They could call the game straight, but they choose not to.

Texas hits a double that scores runs....... silence.  "Oh, here come in some runs for...... Texas."

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1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Mouthbreather homer-announcers always go silent for plays like that.  They could call the game straight, but they choose not to.

Zeke will get a bit homer on close reviews but it’s truly amazing how much more even our guys are. Then again Zonk has been doing it for decades and both know more about baseball than just about anyone on the planet 

Just now, chase25 said:

Awful AB by Porter

Worse result, but better AB than the first one. At least he hit the ball square.  Worse-hit balls have found holes so far in this series.

Sometimes I miss when we had a head man that would

”If I tell you to fucking take, you take, don’t tell me you didn’t see it, you fucking look”

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1 minute ago, chase25 said:

Awful AB by Porter

Ok I know he walks, but at least against lefties we need someone else.

Just now, chase25 said:

Sometimes I miss when we had a head man that would

”If I tel you to fucking take, you take, don’t tell me you didn’t see it, you fucking look”

“How do we get picked off first base? How the fuck do we do that”

He might need to sit against lefties.  I don't think Farmer or Borba would have worse AB's. 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Zeke will get a bit homer on close reviews but it’s truly amazing how much more even our guys are. Then again Zonk has been doing it for decades and both know more about baseball than just about anyone on the planet 

"Gasparino will just.... loaf back.... and make the grab."  FFS

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Ok I know he walks, but at least against lefties we need someone else.

Personally I wouldn’t mind Tommy Farmer eating into his ABs with lefties on the mound but I doubt that happens

2 minutes ago, chase25 said:

Personally I wouldn’t mind Tommy Farmer eating into his ABs with lefties on the mound but I doubt that happens

If he was better defensively it wouldn’t be as bad. He seems to get some really good OF assists every year but has too many boneheaded plays, especially near the wall.

“Ryan Galvan”. He had 5 fucking hit’s yesterday. You could at least get his name right 

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