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#11001

Why does Hader keep pitching in 4 run games?

We don’t have anyone else in the bullpen that can keep an ERA below 36.

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#11006
Why does Hader keep pitching in 4 run games?
We don’t have anyone else in the bullpen that can keep an ERA below 36.
Come on you are smarter than this. If he didn't pitch Saturday or today he is off a long ass time. He has to get work in. We got dumbass amount of off days already as it is. He can't sit forever for save ops
#11007

6 in a row, 1 under, 4.5 back of Seattle, 2 up on Arlington.

We have gained 5.5 on Seattle in the last 7 days.

#11010
24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So this unbelievable game raises his average in June to .202 (including a 3/22 BB/SO ratio), a June where we didn't see you post jack and shit about Meyers until this past week. 

Keep sucking that dick, let's trade him for Julio Rodriguez obviously he's better than that JAG who is at .257/.308/.343/.651. 

 

Maybe because there was nothing to talk about and one  of us is a paint chip huffing moron and I’m not. 

#11011

Yesterday, everyone I wanted to lose lost:  Seattle, Arlington, aggy

 

Today, the same happened (Seattle, Arlington, and aggy all lost)

And the teams I wanted to win won (Astros, Longhorns)

 

#11012
7 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Why does Hader keep pitching in 4 run games?

We don’t have anyone else in the bullpen that can keep an ERA below 36.

Espada is a big dumb dumb. Understand it and embrace it I guess. 

#11014
13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

3/4 and a 750 ops for Jake. He’s terrible. Because he had a month with good babip but we should ignore the one with bad babip or something. 
Dfa. Dfa. Dfa. 

Because his career has had two outliers, guess which one those are dick slurper?

#11015
On 6/22/2024 at 11:10 PM, UTexasFight said:

Can’t get to a 10-0 L10 if you don’t get to 4-0 first

 

On 6/23/2024 at 4:34 PM, UTexasFight said:

Can’t get to a 10-0 L10 if you don’t get to 5-0 first

Can’t get to a 10-0 L10 if you don’t get to 6-0 first

#11016
3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Maybe because there was nothing to talk about and one  of us is a paint chip huffing moron and I’m not. 

Nah, you are a dick slurper royale with a serious gambling problem.

#11019

On June 18th, the Astros had a 29% percect chance of the playoffs, yesterday it was 44%.

The Mariners had a 88% chance to win the division with the Astros at 10%, it is now 65 and 28 respectively and likley better tomorrow.

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#11020
18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Yesterday, everyone I wanted to lose lost:  Seattle, Arlington, aggy

 

Today, the same happened (Seattle, Arlington, and aggy all lost)

And the teams I wanted to win won (Astros, Longhorns)

 

 

#11023
19 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Because his career has had two outliers, guess which one those are dick slurper?

Thats right. We ignore good times, focus only on bad times, and ignore injuries. Makes total sense. 
DFA! DFA!  DFA! 

Just now, runthebone said:

I think we're still like 8th to win the World Series or some crazy crap like that

If we make the playoffs and make it to past the wild card we are the favorites to win the AL. 

#11027
2 hours ago, Scraps said:
2 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:
Why does Hader keep pitching in 4 run games?
We don’t have anyone else in the bullpen that can keep an ERA below 36.

Come on you are smarter than this. If he didn't pitch Saturday or today he is off a long ass time. He has to get work in. We got dumbass amount of off days already as it is. He can't sit forever for save ops


all of this. We need every W 

#11028

Pure filth …

You’ll never convince me J.R. Richard wouldn’t be in Cooperstown today if he hadn’t suffered a stroke at age 30. Absolutely filthy and was still improving. Feast your eyes on this shit.

 

 

#11030
12 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

Why does Hader keep pitching in 4 run games?

We don’t have anyone else in the bullpen that can keep an ERA below 36.

Because he keeps making them into "save" situations?

#11031
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Pure filth …

You’ll never convince me J.R. Richard wouldn’t be in Cooperstown today if he hadn’t suffered a stroke at age 30. Absolutely filthy and was still improving. Feast your eyes on this shit.

 

 

Nolan Ryan talking about JR Richard.Full interview: https://t.co/WzNnSL2HbF

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Then:
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Still the most devastating thing that has happened in Houston sports was JR's stroke because I'm pretty sure we hoist the 1980 WS banner and not the damn Phillies.  Hell we might have taken it to the 1981 Fernando Mania Dodgers too.

#11033
1 minute ago, n64ra said:

7 in a row tonight will bring us to .500!

Yeah just need Spencer to not suck this go round...

Would be nice to get out of Queens above .500 (I will be there on Sunday)

#11035
1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Can't believe we have done this without Tucker too. 

Jake Rake Farm and Fat Chas coming up big.   

 


Dubon has started 15 games in a row

 

*had

Edited by tx 3 putt

#11037
“He is an outfielder”Dana Brown when asked where he sees Joey Loperfido 5 years from now. From the @SeanUnfiltered show

 

#11039
5 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

No .. 3 starters and 2 top relievers on the IL compounded by inconsistent bats in the bottom half of the order.


only 5 players on the IL ???

Kenan Thompson Awww GIF by Saturday Night Live

#11040
Justin Verlander, who is eligible to come off the IL on Monday, will not accompany the team to New York, Joe Espada said. Verlander is getting better, but still hasn’t started playing catch.

 

#11044
SOURCE: The #Astros have agreed to a minor-league deal with Catcher Omar Narvaez.Narvaez had a .376 OPS in 28 games with the Mets in 2024, and was released June 5th.He was an All-Star with Milwaukee in 2021.


carantini is going to be out for awhile …

#11047

Astros-Mets probables:

Friday: Ronel Blanco vs. Jose Quintana
Saturday: Framber Valdez vs. Tylor Megill
Sunday: TBA vs. Luis Severino

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