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#11101
26 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Dang. Brew Crew wasted a golden opportunity to walk off the Rags in the 9th. Going to extras. M's already won today.

Won it in 10.  3 up on Arlington.

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#11105
2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Won it in 10.  3 up on Arlington.

And holy shit, cy keuchel got the start for the Brewers.

Gave up 5 in 4 innings but good for him getting back to the bigs I guess.  I'd be happy sitting at home being Mr. Kelly Nash.

#11106
13 minutes ago, WBT said:

How about 1st place by the ASG?

Probably not, but another week like this last one...

Schedules are slightly favorable for us.

We each have series against MIN and TOR

we get 3 with Miami, they get 4 with Angels.

we have 3 with Texas, they have 2 with San Diego

we have 3 with Mets who have been hot, they have 3 with Baltimore who have not

#11109
22 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'd be happy sitting at home being Mr. Kelly Nash.

Man... some of the dresses she used to wear.  "Quick Pitch" took on a whole new meaning for me.  

#11110

See you in 2026 ….

J.P. France is out for the season, his agent says. https://t.co/LpbpGw1MeF

 

#11111
The Astros have identified Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as one of their top targets for a trade, per sources. It will take a lot to land a player like him, who will be a free agent in 2026, but he would bring a big bat and solve the first base problem.

 

#11114
16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
The Astros have identified Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as one of their top targets for a trade, per sources. It will take a lot to land a player like him, who will be a free agent in 2026, but he would bring a big bat and solve the first base problem.

 

How does one Jon Singleton sound?

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#11116
20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No way we have the pieces to trade for vlad jr 

Excuse me? Forrest Whitley would get us Vlad Jr and Sr. 

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+ brown and Loperfido 

Yea I was pretty low on Brown but he has unfucked himself and I like Loperfido, vlad has a big bat but he hasn’t been exactly been all world since his rookie year, I think there’s a big question to vlad’s ability in the future and his weight issue. I’d of preferred his dad.
#11120
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
The Astros have identified Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as one of their top targets for a trade, per sources. It will take a lot to land a player like him, who will be a free agent in 2026, but he would bring a big bat and solve the first base problem.

 

I’d rather they make smaller moves at multiple positions, personally.  Definitely a bat at first and those are normally cheap, and then a reliever/swing man or fifth starter type.  

#11121
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
The Astros have identified Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as one of their top targets for a trade, per sources. It will take a lot to land a player like him, who will be a free agent in 2026, but he would bring a big bat and solve the first base problem.

 

If nothing else, drive up the price for others. I can't imagine the Astros have the right prospects to outbid whoever else wants him, but it's worth having some conversations.

Fixing the first base position for 2 years would be pretty awesome. If it takes Loperfido and a pitcher, I wouldn't mind. I don't see him fixing his strikeout rate any time soon and that's not sustainable. Hopefully the Blue Jays don't realize that...

#11122
26 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I’d rather they make smaller moves at multiple positions, personally.  Definitely a bat at first and those are normally cheap, and then a reliever/swing man or fifth starter type.  

5th guy BOR guy should be done like July 31st and only if we don’t get back 2 of Bloss, JV, Garcia and LMJ before that day. 2 of those guys back and no use messing with it at that level imo. 

#11123
3 hours ago, LCHorn said:

7 runs on 11 hits, where has this team been all season?!?

No HRs in the past two games either. Just timely base hits

#11124
4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

5th guy BOR guy should be done like July 31st and only if we don’t get back 2 of Bloss, JV, Garcia and LMJ before that day. 2 of those guys back and no use messing with it at that level imo. 

Let’s be real, which of those four don’t have big red flags in terms of reliability.  Plus everyone keeps presuming, without much evidence, that Garcia and LMJ would both be useful in the bullpen if we suddenly have enough starters.  

#11126
40 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Let’s be real, which of those four don’t have big red flags in terms of reliability.  Plus everyone keeps presuming, without much evidence, that Garcia and LMJ would both be useful in the bullpen if we suddenly have enough starters.  

Oh I get the idea. Thats why I said I’d need to see at least 2 of those guys actually back and pitching. Unless they want to go try to get a guy you’d like to see start in the playoffs. 

#11127
42 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Let’s be real, which of those four don’t have big red flags in terms of reliability.  Plus everyone keeps presuming, without much evidence, that Garcia and LMJ would both be useful in the bullpen if we suddenly have enough starters.  

I know Garcia can pitch out of the bullpen in ALDS Game 3s.

#11130
1 hour ago, runthebone said:

I know Garcia can pitch out of the bullpen in ALDS Game 3s.

That was before he was on year one with a cadaver tendon holding his arm together. 

#11131
1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I expect 3 of the 4 back after the break and before the deadline. 
A bullpen arm would be good for sure. 

We need another bullpen arm with 1) the way Espada is using Scott/abreu/pressly/Hader and 2) be lucky to get 5 out of LMJ or Garcia until the autumn equinox, if then.

#11135
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
The Astros have identified Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as one of their top targets for a trade, per sources. It will take a lot to land a player like him, who will be a free agent in 2026, but he would bring a big bat and solve the first base problem.

 

DNAguy has identified Sydney Sweeney as  one of his targets for a side piece.

It will take a lot to land a hottie like her, who will still be the hottest woman in the world in 2026, but she would bring her big tits and solve the current marriage dry spell problem.

#11136
50 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

DNAguy has identified Sydney Sweeney as  one of his targets for a side piece.

It will take a lot to land a hottie like her, who will still be the hottest woman in the world in 2026, but she would bring her big tits and solve the current marriage dry spell problem.

Like the Astros and Vlad, you don’t have the pieces to land her. 

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#11137
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

For those that celebrate …..

 

For Screwston.Get your Houston Astros x DJ Screw collection gear while supplies last, available exclusively at the Astros CF Team Store starting at 9am.

 

#11139
June 27th is a Houston Holiday and what better way to celebrate it than with a Houston Astros collaboration with the late great DJ Screw. #HTown #DJScrew #June27

 

#11140
The @astros will be launching a merchandise collaboration with Houston hip hop icon DJ Screw this morning, with performance by his high school @SterIingHigh #WallofSound Marching Band. Here’s the fans lined up already. @KHOU
.@SterIingHigh #WallofSound marching in. @astros #Djscrew @KHOU

 

#11141
Slim Thug freestyles to honor June 27th, which is considered DJ Screw Day in Houston Texas ‼️

 

#11142

Any doubts Yordan was destined to be a Houston legend ….

Happy DJ Screw Day‼️Happy golden birthday to Yordan Alvarez (27 on June 27th)🤣He was destined to be an Astros legend. Wearing #44 was just icing on the cake.

 

#11143

Two of the hottest teams playing this weekend in NY. Astros currently own the longest winning streak in MLB at 7 games (8-2 L10), while the Mets are one of 3 other teams 8-2 in their L10, along with the Dodgers and Red Sox.

Baltimore plays 4 against Texas and then 3 @Seattle. Let's go Orioles.

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#11149

Well gents, looks like I need to take more trips to Europe. I was gone 8 days and no losses. I’ll send y’all my Venmo to help fund the campaign. 

#11150
Just now, Planet Houston said:

Well gents, looks like I need to take more trips to Europe. I was gone 8 days and no losses. I’ll send y’all my Venmo to help fund the campaign. 

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