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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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#12353
3 minutes ago, texashorne said:

We have an entire rotation on the DL plus Tucker and Caratini yet we keep winning. WTF were we doing in April


fire Dana !!!

fire espada !!!!

dfa singleton !!!

 

altuve wanta to play tomorrow 

#12354
4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

38 pitch inning. Lots of seeing eye hits and foul balls. Major league debut and you know he was amped. Was really dumb to send him back out. Baltimore announcers (and me) even first guessed it. 

36.

contreras was 32 tonight before finally getting the hook 

#12358

Altuve all smiles during post-game interview. Says hand is already starting to feel better. I highly doubt he'll be back in action immediately, but I'm not currently expecting a prolonged absence.

Edited by Storm the Field

#12361
Jose Altuve said he feels better and didn’t rule out playing tomorrow, which is a day game.

 

#12362
6 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Altuve all smiles during post-game interview. Says hand is already starting to feel better. I highly doubt he'll be back in action immediately, but I'm not currently expecting a prolonged absence.

Give him 3 days off.

back for the homestand.

play 6 and tell him to skip Arlington and see you in Seattle 

#12363
56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Maybe after the all star break we can get some players back ????

Is that before we send Pressly and Jake to Baltimore?

#12365

And you know what? The organization is grinding, scratching, and clawing to get every possible inch out of our pitchers. And we did Bloss. 

And yet, every two weeks Lance McCullers gets a nice, big, fat ACH Direct Deposit into his bank account. 

Yea, I thought he performed well in that HEB commercial, but come on man. 

#12366
1 hour ago, Overlord said:

And you know what? The organization is grinding, scratching, and clawing to get every possible inch out of our pitchers. And we did Bloss. 

And yet, every two weeks Lance McCullers gets a nice, big, fat ACH Direct Deposit into his bank account. 

Yea, I thought he performed well in that HEB commercial, but come on man. 


heart of a champion …

#12367
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


heart of a champion …

Is McCullers contract not guaranteed? Or is it medical insured so the Astros could have cut him a year ago and got 50% of his money back?

#12370
7 hours ago, Overlord said:

And you know what? The organization is grinding, scratching, and clawing to get every possible inch out of our pitchers. And we did Bloss. 

And yet, every two weeks Lance McCullers gets a nice, big, fat ACH Direct Deposit into his bank account. 

Yea, I thought he performed well in that HEB commercial, but come on man. 

Don’t forget the bullpen videos he posts showing him fighting to get back. 

#12371

Hey he threw 5 consecutive pitches the other day without blowing out his arm.

Edited by kevwun

#12375
2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

What’s an Ort?

We need our best Jake and Joey today. And Hunter to stay on his game. To leave Minnesota with a series win would feel like a real victory now. 

I think he’s related to Orbit 

#12376
Contreras down, Ort up
3B Bregman
SS Peña
DH Alvarez
C Diaz
1B Singleton
CF Meyers
CF Dubón
LF McCormick
RF Loperfido
P Brown
2 CFs...cool I guess
#12377
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:
14 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:
Contreras down, Ort up
3B Bregman
SS Peña
DH Alvarez
C Diaz
1B Singleton
CF Meyers
CF Dubón
LF McCormick
RF Loperfido
P Brown

2 CFs...cool I guess

Works in slo pitch. Espada is cutting edge tactician. 

#12380

I’m still pissed we didn’t drill Correa in the ribs last night. Bases loaded. Perfect deniability. Nobody hits someone on purpose with bases loaded. 
I’m only being half facetious.

#12381
15 minutes ago, Scraps said:
25 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:
Contreras down, Ort up
3B Bregman
SS Peña
DH Alvarez
C Diaz
1B Singleton
CF Meyers
CF Dubón
LF McCormick
RF Loperfido
P Brown

2 CFs...cool I guess

Ha. I blame the Chron reporter who tweeted it first 

#12384
5 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Is McCullers contract not guaranteed? Or is it medical insured so the Astros could have cut him a year ago and got 50% of his money back?


You can buy insurance for time on the DL 

#12386
14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He’s fucking with me with Ort. He’s trying to set the team record for most pitchers used in the season. 


has to be first man up today 
 

#12392
Some updates from Espada:- Altuve remains day to day. "He's pretty sore today, but he feels good," he said.- Tucker jogged yesterday and "his hitting looks pretty good. He actually looks like he's pushing that leg, turning the leg. He played catch again." He's hitting off a…

 

#12400
Caratini said he's able to hit, catch and throw as he rehabs from a hip flexor injury he described as a Grade 2 tear. The last hurdle for him is running, which is he's doing at 80-85 percent. When he can run 100 percent without any issues, he'll be able to get out on a Minor…

 

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