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  • Etexhorn13
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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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  • Planet Houston
    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Haha.

Never in doubt.

F 'em all.

Back to where we belong!  Best the big 3 in the pin have looked all year, but it is the mariners.

Just back it up tomorrow so we can really talk shit

 

Edited by tx 3 putt

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Just back it up tomorrow so we can really talk shit

 

They aren’t scoring a run this series

hopefully it doesn’t take us 18 to score ours though 


down 9 pitchers 

down carantini 

down Tucker 

down JV 

 

Good job boys. We need to heal up, get some arms back and bats. Keep playing hard 

Edited by tx 3 putt

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Has a team ever had an undefeated August and September ?

I’m looking but not sure I’m seeing a loss

series on the road at Boston, Baltimore and Cleveland may be tough but let’s channel 2023 road Astros 

How do you shoot off lame ass fireworks from the fucking middle of the field ????

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

How do you shoot off lame ass fireworks from the fucking middle of the field ????

We need to roll out the Twisters tornado wrangler dually to centerfield to kick off the next Friday night fireworks 

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

How do you shoot off lame ass fireworks from the fucking middle of the field ????

Not watching, but I assume it's because the Mariners don't need the basepaths

Ronel Blanco and Hunter Brown leading the Summer Surge.

A guy named "Tayler" getting signed for league minimum after being waived for the 5th time and being arguably the best 6th inning guy in MLB. .

Pressly loses the closer job and looks like a washed-up turd through Memorial Day. Comes back from the dead and becomes an untouchable 8th inning setup man.

Offense finally hits its stride after our MVP-contender who was raking goes down for 2 months.

Just like we all drew it up.

How do you shoot off lame ass fireworks from the fucking middle of the field ????

The fireworks show was pretty good all around. Although I was disappointed the Yordon playoff HR didn’t make the top 10 moments that went with it.
50 minutes ago, PantsTent said:


The fireworks show was pretty good all around. Although I was disappointed the Yordon playoff HR didn’t make the top 10 moments that went with it.

Which one?

So beautiful. Just feels like universe is back on proper axis. Now step on their throats today. 

Where are my April Bitches? 

Can't wait to see Bitches in April 2025... But until then....

Where are my First Place Bitches?!

12 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Where are my April Bitches? 

Can't wait to see Bitches in April 2025... But until then....

Where are my First Place Bitches?!

 

 

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That might have been the 1st time all season, and hopefully not the last time, that Abreu, Pressly, and Hader went 9 up and 9 down.

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

That might have been the 1st time all season, and hopefully not the last time, that Abreu, Pressly, and Hader went 9 up and 9 down.

Probably because Espada used Montero down 2-1 on Sunday!

My apologies, skip

Credit to the players... I did not expect this at all. I was just hoping for .500 coming out of the break. 

Eating some crow today.  

Had very little hope, especially losing Tucker and the pitchers that this team was capable of this so fast.

Lets keep it going boys!

Too early in the season to be eating crow. Best part of this thread is we all see this game differently. Some see it ….

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Focus boys, we need the framchise tonight and runs to support him

 

 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Maybe already posted, but didn't see it.

https://sports.mynorthwest.com/1778734/seattle-mariners-dont-look-houston-astros-used-to/

“Our guys will come out of the break, and I’m confident, they don’t look at the Astros the way they looked at the Astros five years ago,” Dipoto said. “And that is not a slam on the Astros. I think it’s a level of confidence having played them in a postseason, having played really hard, grinding baseball games and pennant races versus the Astros over these last three or four seasons.”

That being said, the Mariners and Astros have been going in different directions the last month.

“The Astros have been sizzling,” Dipoto said. “They’re one of those teams, you look back to June, and felt like we had created separation from them. And you’re never comfortable when that team and those players are right there in the rear-view. And we didn’t put the gas down, we let them get closer, and now they’re coming into our house. … Our guys have grown in a lot of ways and I do think we’ll show up. I can’t tell you that we’re ready to go out and stun them and knock them out the way we did the last time they were in Seattle. We’re just not playing that well. But I do believe our guys will come out confident, and the Astros mystique is no longer quite what it was four or five years ago for our players.”

 

Mighty long way to go, obviously, but dominating them last night couldn't have helped their alleged confidence...or hurt ours. Keep it going.

Seems like yesterday ….

 

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2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Still nothing on Tuck?


he might start running soon 

Damn, someone knew what was up, came with an Altuve sign ….


you can’t get to #3000 without #1

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47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


he might start running soon 

Whoah whoah whoah... can he even wobble standing upright yet?

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need to trade for this guy and fix him !!!!

 

Maldy could tame him. In the Guatemalan League. 

2B Altuve
3B Bregman
DH Alvarez
C Diaz
1B Singleton
SS Peña
CF Meyers
LF Loperfido
RF Cabbage

P Valdez.

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