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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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#15303
34 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Here’s to hoping he’s better than Aaron Sanchez!

At least we'll win if he throws a combined no-hitter tonight.  Probabbly.

#15304
Altuve's numbers are still elite for a #1 guy
we haven't had a lead off hitter since springer left, but altuve has held his own 

Altuve is the least of this team’s issues. But his baserunning does still make me want to punch someone.
#15305
25 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If he sucks, at least there will be lots of Pop the Kikuchi

I thought Kikuchi is undefeated?

#15306
12 minutes ago, txduck87 said:


Altuve is the least of this team’s issues. But his baserunning does still make me want to punch someone.


we need Chas to find his stroke

jake to pick up his effort 

Bergman to get back to career numbers 

yordan to find his power stroke 

tucker to grow another leg, that’s what she said 

kacoochie to be April fresh coochie

Edited by tx 3 putt

#15308
The Astros claimed right-hander Janson Junk off waivers from the Milwaukee Brewers. They optioned Junk to Triple-A Sugar Land.

Just what we need. More Junk. 

#15309
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


we need Chas to find his stroke

jake to pick up his effort 

Bergman to get back to career numbers 

yordan to find his power stroke 

tucker to grow another leg, that’s what she said 

kacoochie to be April fresh coochie

If everyone would actively start trying to draw walks instead of trying to not strike out,  it would fix a lot of this shit.

#15310
1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

If everyone would actively start trying to draw walks instead of trying to not strike out,  it would fix a lot of this shit.


that going away pitch outside the strike zone is our kryptonite

i have zero idea why Altuve even sees other pitches. I’d throw those at him until he strikes out every at bat 

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#15311
28 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:
The Astros claimed right-hander Janson Junk off waivers from the Milwaukee Brewers. They optioned Junk to Triple-A Sugar Land.

Just what we need. More Junk. 

Well, if he lets it hang out rather than hang over the plate, that would be fine (metaphorically speaking of course). 

#15312
14 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:
The Astros claimed right-hander Janson Junk off waivers from the Milwaukee Brewers. They optioned Junk to Triple-A Sugar Land.

Just what we need. More Junk. 

This deadline doesn’t excite me at all.

I wanted more than a below average Junk and Kilkuchi.

Not splashy at all.

On one hand, it’s at least an effort.

But the lack of a big bat makes me wonder if the front office truly knows the ins and outs of running a team.

i just can’t see it.

#15315

Jesus Christ to AAA (as a catcher)

I'm sure you've met a few others who can handle your junk @CoachHughFreeze
I'm sure you've met a few others who can handle your junk @CoachHughFreeze

 

Edited by runthebone
crap, my edit made it worse

#15317
Joe Espada said that Luis Garcia arrived with a sore elbow today so he will not be going on his rehab.

Welp

#15319
17 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:
Joe Espada said that Luis Garcia arrived with a sore elbow today so he will not be going on his rehab.

Welp


watching too much Olympic beach volleyball ???

just shut him down until spring training 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#15321
32 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:
Joe Espada said that Luis Garcia arrived with a sore elbow today so he will not be going on his rehab.

Welp

Good thing they got Coochie at the deadline

#15322

Can MMP handle Siri and Leon in one game ???

Pedro León will make his first major-league start tomorrow, Joe Espada said.

 

#15324
1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:
Joe Espada said that Luis Garcia arrived with a sore elbow today so he will not be going on his rehab.

Welp

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

#15325
9 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

Asked if Kyle Tucker has sought any outside opinions on his shin contusion, Joe Espada said "he's doing well enough for us to continue to push him forward, it's just taking a long time to get rid of that soreness. We continue to get images. Everything looks fine."

 

#15326
1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:
Justin Verlander will throw live bp tomorrow and if all goes well, will begin a rehab assignment.

 


let him throw against minor leaguers in a real fucking game

#15328
20 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

What happened to the old days of covering up injuries?  Must be the guaranteed contracts.

#15329
4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What happened to the old days of covering up injuries?  Must be the guaranteed contracts.


players ate fried chicken, drank beer and smoked cigarettes pre game , back in the day

Every post game, there was a huge tub of cold beer

 

#15330

The real game is going to be happening in the women zone where the players ladies going to be chatting up the new arrival.

#15331
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Every post game, there was a huge tub of cold beer

slammin' buds

#15332
35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


players ate fried chicken, drank beer and smoked cigarettes pre game , back in the day

Every post game, there was a huge tub of cold beer

 

Obligatory…

 

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