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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

EAT IT NEW YORK

 

7 minutes ago, Halohal said:

 

Most consecutive in the AL since ‘71-75 A’s. F that Covid season 

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I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.  

In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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8 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

So we're calling up the Space Cowboys for the final 4 reg season games?

They’re trying to clinch the PCL playoff championship tomorrow

won game 1 14-2 tonight 

Everyone has already penciled in the Dodgers vs. Yankees!

I guess there’s just one thing left to do……..

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So...

If you were NOT a crying hoe in April, react with a ❤️.

If you WERE a crying hoe in April, react with a rage face.

Do not be hoes in April, my people.

 

Are you a crying hoe if you thought Bagwell, Abreu, and Montero were buttfucking the team and we could have used another premium bat?

Hell of a roller coaster season. Love clinching vs the mariners who got off to a hot start and talked some serious shit. 
 

Love seeing the rangers go back to wallowing in obscurity. 
 

LFG Astros. Rest up and make some fucking noise. 

Definitely thought we were cooked in April.  Don't know how I honestly feel about our chances, but we can undoubtedly be the best team in baseball for a month.

Edited by Chuckie Finster

Man this crow taste great. I didn't think they had a chance before season started. To many unknowns (pitching depth, cf, 1b and manager). Glad I was wrong.

The season starts over.

LFG!!

Just now, UTexasFight said:

We host the LCS even if the O’s have the better record as a WC, right?

Oops, actually, I don't know.

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46 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Forgive me, ghost of Milo Hamilton, for ever doubting this year.

West champs, boys! Again. emoji1605.png

I'm eating some crow on this.   Fuck yeah, bois! 

AL WEST CHAMPS!

21 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Are you a crying hoe if you thought Bagwell, Abreu, and Montero were buttfucking the team and we could have used another premium bat?

Were you?

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

We host the LCS even if the O’s have the better record as a WC, right?

Yeah.

it’s only the World Series where a wild card could get HFA over a division winner if the WC has a better record 

On 5/7/2024 at 10:32 PM, Macklemore said:

Crane needs to apologize to both for being an asshole for firing them. That’s the first step in trying to rehire Luhnow. Crane should have let them serve their one year suspensions and have them come back. The Red Sox had no problem with bringing Cora back after his suspension.

It’s despicable how Luhnow was made the fall guy when he was the least culpable. The future of this team is bleak. I’m worried that Crane is morphing into Jerry Jones by surrounding himself with yes men and will never again achieve the success he had with Luhnow. I hope he sells the team.

Let's remember some posts.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah.

it’s only the World Series where a wild card could get HFA over a division winner if the WC has a better record 

I'm not convinced HF is what we want....

😁😁😁

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no need for eating crow boys, this is a safe space to speak your mind 

we have a week to refocus and get ready for the wild card round 

Got a new lucky jersey.   What a W! Felt like playoffs the whole time, like you are just waiting for your heart to get ripped out.

Nothing beats the ride home listen to Sparky. 

Great season boys, let's roll into October and bring on the hate. 

was wearing my 2022 WS Champs shirt today, and 2022 seemed like such a long time ago for some reason

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After a hard look at our schedule I have come to the conclusion that they will go 99-63.  
Starting out the season fast with a 39-19 record through May.  
Nailed it
18 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Let's remember some posts.

I’m happy we won the AL West. Our core players brought us back from the abyss. I hope we get hot and steal a WS title from teams that had better regular seasons than us like the Nationals did to us, which still stings 5 years later. This team deserves to have a 3rd WS title. I am still not a fan of Espada and Dana. 

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2 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Still in a decent position to win the division even if we were to drop this one tonight and get swept tomorrow. Would need 1 win vs. CLE and 1 M loss or 2 wins vs. CLE. 

Nevermind!

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I’m happy we won the AL West. Our core players brought us back from the abyss. I hope we get hot and steal a WS title from teams that had better regular seasons than us like the Nationals did to us, which still stings 5 years later. This team deserves to have a 3rd WS title. I am still not a fan of Espada and Dana. 

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I don’t feel great about the chances of winning it all but if any team has earned the benefit of the doubt or deserves the support on the journey to the WS, it is this one. It’s kinda fitting they will have to win 13 games this year instead of 11. Doing things the easy way just doesn’t fit them. I’m ready for tight games and long series every step of the way. November champagne is the sweetest.

Just now, David Dennison said:

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I ride or die with my hometown and am a diehard fan of the Astros, Rockets and Texans. I will call them out when they deserve it, praise them when warranted, and burn with anger, hatred and bile if they are a joke like the Texans were during the Easterby era. I’ll always be around the Houston sports threads on this site as long as I’m alive and this site exists.

5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I don’t feel great about the chances of winning it all but if any team has earned the benefit of the doubt or deserves the support on the journey to the WS, it is this one. It’s kinda fitting they will have to win 13 games this year instead of 11. Doing things the easy way just doesn’t fit them. I’m ready for tight games and long series every step of the way. November champagne is the sweetest.

 

let’s play the games and see what happens 

1 minute ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

 

 

twitter link ?

18 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

was wearing my 2022 WS Champs shirt today, and 2022 seemed like such a long time ago for some reason

I was just thinking the same thing hearing the 10th inning show talking about this run and that World Series in particular

 

apparently LMJ was still alive then? (If you can call him that for game 3 )

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Look! It's Mt Rainier!

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Look! It's Mt Rainier!

 

im going to scroll back to mid / late june surly thread for the lulz

 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

im going to scroll back to mid / late june surly thread for the lulz

 

Give us a top 5 bad takes.

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

im going to scroll back to mid / late june surly thread for the lulz

It's delightful.

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