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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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#5605

Loperfido in LF, Tucker up to #2, Bregman slides back to #4. Glad to see some more lineup changes instead of stubbornness. Bregs should probably go down a few more spots, but whatever, at least there is some awareness and attempt to make things better. 

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#5606
1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

long relief when the starters come back?

I think so. Which is sort of the ideal way to break a rookie in. 

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#5609
Just now, runthebone said:

Maybe Hunter Brown should be the one going to the pen?

I'm not sure he's been so atrocious.... Who do you take out of the pen to send down when we activate Javier?

#5610
40 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Maybe Hunter Brown should be the one going to the pen?

He needs to go to AAA or west palm beach with Abreu to unfuck himself. He’s no use to the MlB club in any role like this. 

#5611
2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Singleton played really well this series and deserves some love. Let Vic platoon with him and Diaz and we should be fine there. 

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Lulz at pointing out stats over 3 games 

#5613
Ken Rosenthal lists the Astros as a potential surprise seller at the deadline. https://t.co/lKDxg8vp6q


 

 

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#5614
23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Altuve saying hi to Ryne Stanek.

 

It pisses me off so much that Altuve isn't the most beloved player in baseball.  Stanek's shoulder hits him in the fucking face because he's so short.  Altuve is a complete outlier, and we are lucky to have him.

#5617
El Reptil at Whataburger Field 🦎Cristian Javier is scheduled to make a Major League Rehab appearance at Whataburger Field on May 4th (subject to change without notice).🎟️ https://t.co/adggJbJap4

 

#5623
21 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not sure why they moved Yordan from the 2 spot. He's slumped since they did. 


he hits when he’s playing LF, horrible numbers as dh 

#5626

Robbed Loperfido of a stolen base by swinging at a pitch so high it’s outside statcast’s range. 

 

 

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#5641
10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Anyone got a stat cast on that 2 run Hr for X/30 ballparks where it’s a HR?  

It’s a unicorn

 

Our’s is  the only one 

 

but you get tagged at 109 mph EV, I’m not crying “woe is me” too much 

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#5646
Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

 

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         Let The Boy Play

He should have started the year in the majors

#5649

How about that HPD just chillin in the bullpen, whose dick did he suck to get that assignment.

#5650
8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Counterpoint: it’s been less than a week

 

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4 minutes ago, Smax said:

How about that HPD just chillin in the bullpen, whose dick did he suck to get that assignment.

Probably getting double time

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