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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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  • Planet Houston
    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

 You're early, Bro. You have a whole month to panic unnecessarily.

Bitch fuck shit

You were saying? Plane is crashing in the mountain. This team will be lucky to end the year .500

Can Jose Abreu pitch and Bryan Abreu play 1st?

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Shutdown pen, huh?  Hope it rounds into shape soon.  

It's March. Don't panic.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I would’ve traded our entire farm to get Soto. 

And he'd be gone after one year.

Smart.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Yankees offseason addition of Soto already paying major dividends 

Getting the best hitter in baseball will do that

I think the Astros need to dip into the college ranks and grab a veteran pitching coach. Someone that might be looking for a fresh start

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

LOL

Are you taking Espada/Brown over Ime/Stone or Demeco/Caserio? The Astros are taking the Texans place as Houston’s laughingstock with an owner, coach and GM we are dying to replace.

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

You were saying? Plane is crashing in the mountain. This team will be lucky to end the year .500

Ring me up in not March.

And go look at the last 5 years of threads on this... The meltdown starts in April. Runs through mid May then things become ok...

Astros fans are Aggyv roller coaster in reverse

Just now, Macklemore said:

Are you taking Espada/Brown over Ime/Stone or Demeco/Caserio? The Astros are taking the Texans place as Houston’s laughingstock with an owner, coach and GM we are dying to replace.

Yes.

Are you taking Espada/Brown over Ime/Stone or Demeco/Caserio? The Astros are taking the Texans place as Houston’s laughingstock with an owner, coach and GM we are dying to replace.
Rockets haven't been relevant since to Olajuwan and the Texans.. lol don't worry they'll fuck up like they always do
5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Neighbor, what are you taking about?

The fucking truth. It’s slapping everyone in the face. The Astros are done. Thanks Jim, Dana and Dusty for destroying a dynasty.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Are you taking Espada/Brown over Ime/Stone or Demeco/Caserio? The Astros are taking the Texans place as Houston’s laughingstock with an owner, coach and GM we are dying to replace.

What do you drink, smoke, ingest?

I want avoid it.

Yikes, you hope a veteran team like this can get its act together soon... come on Tuve, tie it up

Just now, Macklemore said:

The fucking truth. It’s slapping everyone in the face. The Astros are done. Thanks Jim, Dana and Dusty for destroying a dynasty.

LOL

Just now, YChang said:

Yikes, you hope a veteran team like this can get its act together soon... come on Tuve, tie it up

It's game three out of 162.

Panic in July.

Just now, Smax said:
2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:
Are you taking Espada/Brown over Ime/Stone or Demeco/Caserio? The Astros are taking the Texans place as Houston’s laughingstock with an owner, coach and GM we are dying to replace.

Rockets haven't been relevant since to Olajuwan and the Texans.. lol don't worry they'll fuck up like they always do

Rockets have won 11 in a row with a young core of 6 players that are the envy of the league. Texans have the best young QB in the game and both the Rockets and Texans are led by top 5 coaching staffs in their respective sports.

Just now, Macklemore said:

The fucking truth. It’s slapping everyone in the face. The Astros are done. Thanks Jim, Dana and Dusty for destroying a dynasty.

Bro. It's game 3/162. It's not even April.

You cannot be serious

The fucking truth. It’s slapping everyone in the face. The Astros are done. Thanks Jim, Dana and Dusty for destroying a dynasty.
Great now we have 2 CaboWabos
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Panic in July.

Not panicking... just extremely dissatisfied with this sloppy and languid start, lol. 

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3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The fucking truth. It’s slapping everyone in the face. The Astros are done. Thanks Jim, Dana and Dusty for destroying a dynasty.

You’re an idiot

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Rockets have won 11 in a row with a young core of 6 players that are the envy of the league. Texans have the best young QB in the game and both the Rockets and Texans are led by top 5 coaching staffs in their respective sports.

Until they win, they aren't the Astros.

I’m not serious - but after these 3 games, you start to wonder what Bregman and Tucker are worth at the deadline.

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How about THANKS JIM FOR TWO WORLD SERIES TITLES AND FOR SIGNING THE BEST ASTRO EVER FOR LIFE

Fuck off, Icono

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Rockets have won 11 in a row with a young core of 6 players that are the envy of the league. Texans have the best young QB in the game and both the Rockets and Texans are led by top 5 coaching staffs in their respective sports.

Cool.  Go post in those threads.

1 minute ago, YChang said:

Not panicking... just extremely dissatisfied with this sloppy and languid start, lol. 

Go look at the last 5 years and you'll feel better... 

You have another 45 days of falling sky.



Rockets have won 11 in a row with a young core of 6 players that are the envy of the league. Texans have the best young QB in the game and both the Rockets and Texans are led by top 5 coaching staffs in their respective sports.


11 games oh shit give them the trophy..LoL

They aren't winning shit anytime in the near future.

Great a top 5 staff, here's your top 5 staff trophy [emoji471]

Astros have won more play off games last year then the Texans have since their inception.
Just now, Slacks said:

Go look at the last 5 years and you'll feel better... 

You have another 45 days of falling sky.

I know I know. But for me, these game threads are where I react in the moment, even if I know it's irrational. 

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Rockets have won 11 in a row with a young core of 6 players that are the envy of the league. Texans have the best young QB in the game and both the Rockets and Texans are led by top 5 coaching staffs in their respective sports.

And the Astros have missed the playoffs for 7 seasons straight.

1 minute ago, YChang said:

I know I know. But for me, these game threads are where I react in the moment, even if I know it's irrational. 

I'll allow it... with a HR.

JFC, our pen has totally shit the bed these first 3 games

Just now, Mo Horn said:

JFC, our pen has totally shit the bed these first 3 games

Our lineup hasn't been much better.

Damn. What a mess this bull pen is. Hope they settle down soon

8 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Ring me up in not March.

And go look at the last 5 years of threads on this... The meltdown starts in April. Runs through mid May then things become ok...

Astros fans are Aggyv roller coaster in reverse

The roster construction of this team is terrible. That wasn’t the case before. There was no plan to address the FA losses we suffered. We are in hell again like we were with Púrpura. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

BP has given up 11 runs, if I counted correctly 

BP = Batting Practice

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

BP has given up 11 runs, if I counted correctly 


11 earned, 2 unearned

Just now, Updawg said:

Damn. What a mess this bull pen is. Hope they settle down soon

They will.

Or we'll have a bad season. We're due.

2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

And the Astros have missed the playoffs for 7 seasons straight.

Stop looking at the past. Evaluate this team RIGHT NOW. It’s ugly. 

The roster construction of this team is terrible. That wasn’t the case before. There was no plan to address the FA losses we suffered. We are in hell again like we were with Púrpura. 

Dude. Chill out. Good god
Just now, Macklemore said:

The roster construction of this team is terrible. That wasn’t the case before. There was no plan to address the FA losses we suffered. We are in hell again like we were with Púrpura. 

Who did you want to sign? Be specific.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Stop looking at the past. Evaluate this team RIGHT NOW. It’s ugly. 

JFC you're such a whiney little child

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The roster construction of this team is terrible. That wasn’t the case before. There was no plan to address the FA losses we suffered. We are in hell again like we were with Púrpura. 

Again, you’re an idiot 

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Stop looking at the past. Evaluate this team RIGHT NOW. It’s ugly. 

Good Lord.  Have a drink and calm down. 

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