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7 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

How about THANKS JIM FOR TWO WORLD SERIES TITLES AND FOR SIGNING THE BEST ASTRO EVER FOR LIFE

Fuck off, Icono

Should I thank him for closing our championship window prematurely by hanging on to Dusty, firing Luhnow & Click and signing Abreu and Montero to albatross contracts.

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Just now, Macklemore said:

Should I thank him for closing our championship window prematurely by hanging on to Dusty, firing Luhnow & Click and signing Abreu and Montero to albatross contracts.

Yes. 

Getting? It was ridiculous in the alcs losing 4 straight. What’s way beyond ridiculous? Ridonkulous? Ridickulous? 
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2 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Again, you’re an idiot 

And you have nothing to counter my arguments. The truth is plain to see by the results on the field.

Just now, Macklemore said:

And you have nothing to counter my arguments. The truth is plain to see by the results on the field.

You won't know what that is until October.

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Cool.  Go post in those threads.

I do. I post in all Houston sports team threads.

Just now, Macklemore said:

The roster construction of this team is terrible. That wasn’t the case before. There was no plan to address the FA losses we suffered. We are in hell again like we were with Púrpura. 

What are you taking about?!

Are you trolling me for fun or whatever it is the kids do? Im old. I drink and I'm slow.

Let me guess, It's time to replace Yordan, Altuve, Bregman, Tucker, Dubon, Pena, Framber, JV, et al.

3 games in. Swept by ysnks in MARCH. Burn it down. Hire a preacher and tank for 3 years.

SEVEN consecutive conference championship series appearances... 

But the Rockets and Texans are the better run org.

Bro, go kick your woman's boyfriend out and stand up in it.

I just want to remind everyone one more time that the Braves team that we lost to in 2021 had a losing record coming out of the AS break.

Chill.

Fuck it bring back the garbage cans!!!!!

 

News flash....every MLB team will have a 3 game losing streak this season...most probably more than once

And we have to wait until next Friday for a road (winnable) game. 

This team goes nowhere with current set up. Pena and abreu have got to go.

Just now, Jshep34 said:

This team goes nowhere with current set up. Pena and abreu have got to go.

They aren't going anywhere.

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

This team goes nowhere with current set up. Pena and abreu have got to go.

Or we win the division by 5+ games

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9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Should I thank him for closing our championship window prematurely by hanging on to Dusty, firing Luhnow & Click and signing Abreu and Montero to albatross contracts.

Yes, thank him for being the best owner in Houston sports history. I hope you run into him at a fancy Chinese restaurant. 

How are the Sabrecats or the Roughnecks doing?

Which Chinese knockoff jersey should I buy a Sabrecats or Roughnecks?

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Is it too soon for a players only meeting?

Need Maldonado to lead. 

Please don’t get swept tomorrow 

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Espada pinch hitting Singleton in Game 1 should probably be pinch hitting Chas for Abreu in game 3 lol

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16 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

And you have nothing to counter my arguments. The truth is plain to see by the results on the field.

Again, I do have things to counter your arguments. Two World Series rings, motherfucker. 

You started showing up in these threads last year. Go away. 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Espada pinch hitting Singleton in Game 1 should probably be pinch hitting Chas for Abreu in game 3 lol

and for Pena

Just now, Planet Houston said:

Again, I do have things to counter your arguments. Two World Series rings, motherfucker. 

You started showing up in these threads last year. Go away. 

I have always been around.

Just now, Macklemore said:

I have always been around.

You're spoiled. We all are.

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18 minutes ago, Slacks said:

What are you taking about?!

Are you trolling me for fun or whatever it is the kids do? Im old. I drink and I'm slow.

Let me guess, It's time to replace Yordan, Altuve, Bregman, Tucker, Dubon, Pena, Framber, JV, et al.

3 games in. Swept by ysnks in MARCH. Burn it down. Hire a preacher and tank for 3 years.

SEVEN consecutive conference championship series appearances... 

But the Rockets and Texans are the better run org.

Bro, go kick your woman's boyfriend out and stand up in it.

Bro, the guys who built the Astros into what there aren’t here anymore BY CRANE’S CHOICE. It sucks and it’s painful and the results are plain to see on the field.

Alright, let’s get off the snide tomorrow. 

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

We have lost 7 in a row at home. 16 of our last 20. Holy crap

When you put it that way. spacer.png

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Bro, the guys who built the Astros into what there aren’t here anymore BY CRANE’S CHOICE. It sucks and it’s painful and the results are plain to see on the field.

Plain to see in three games out of 162?

After another division winning season and a trip to a seventh straight ALCS.

Good grief.

My issue is I'm not sold on starting pitching staff.

4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

We have lost 7 in a row at home. 16 of our last 20. Holy crap

How many times has the roof been open in that stretch?

 

when the weather is actually tolerable for such a thing (this entire series) maybe we should, I don’t know, try it?

Just now, Jshep34 said:

My issue is I'm not sold on starting pitching staff.

That really hasn't been the issue. 

It's the bullpen and lack of offense.

Not spending a second of my Easter Sunday watching this garbage tomorrow.

Every day we are getting closer to beginning the 5 year farm system rebuild process. I hope that window isn't already shut

20 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Not spending a second of my Easter Sunday watching this garbage tomorrow.

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