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Recent starts …

2023 started 8-10
2022 started 7-9
2021 started 7-10 
2020 started 7-10
2019 started 2-5
 

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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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1 hour ago, UTHornFan014 said:

The curse of Maldy is real

They would be 15-3 right now if Maldy was still around

4-D chess y’all.  Lose the tiebreaker with Yankees early so we don’t have to worry about HFA in the postseason.  

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

4-D chess y’all.  Lose the tiebreaker with Yankees early so we don’t have to worry about HFA in the postseason.  

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16 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

So what's the opposite of "Relentless?" Cause that's what we got so far. 

softening

yielding

weak

impotent

slack

spineless

slackening

invertebrate

complaisant

complaisant <<<< i hope like hell this hasn’t crept into the locker room

Edited by tx 3 putt

It’s 3 games.

if this happens at any other point in the year, there’s some mild complaining but because it’s the first 3, we have ~15 pages of chicken little.

 

the most frustrating part is that it’s been the so called strength of the team coughing up 3 leads.

 

thankful that at least Hader has done his job. Not sure how I’d handle if he blew one or two of these games out of the gate 

Was Hader a Red Herring?
Did Crane and Brown just play an entire fanbase?

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Recent starts …

2023 started 8-10
2022 started 7-9
2021 started 7-10 
2020 started 7-10
2019 started 2-5
 

Terrible. Sell the team and move to San Antonio obviously.

Starter ERA: 1.84
Bullpen ERA: 7.82
 

6 of the 8 Astros relievers have an ERA of 5.40 or worse.

Only Seth Martinez (0.00) and Josh Hader (0.00) have ERA's below 5.

45 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s 3 games.

if this happens at any other point in the year, there’s some mild complaining but because it’s the first 3, we have ~15 pages of chicken little.

 

the most frustrating part is that it’s been the so called strength of the team coughing up 3 leads.

 

thankful that at least Hader has done his job. Not sure how I’d handle if he blew one or two of these games out of the gate 

When we beat the Yankees in the ALCS, nobody will remember games 1-3.

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Bro, the guys who built the Astros into what there aren’t here anymore BY CRANE’S CHOICE. It sucks and it’s painful and the results are plain to see on the field.

Who are you referring to? Click and AJ?

I thought it was odd that Hader pitched the 9th down 2-runs; espec since there's no off-day until Thursday.  Unless the objective was just to make Abreu and Pressly feel worse about themselves.

Also hate Alvarez in the 2-hole (I'd rather him hit cleanup), analytics be damned.

Yeah I was surprised there was no discussion about Hader pitching tonight.

but I don’t know who else you put in in that situation.

 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Starter ERA: 1.84
Bullpen ERA: 7.82
 

6 of the 8 Astros relievers have an ERA of 5.40 or worse.

Only Seth Martinez (0.00) and Josh Hader (0.00) have ERA's below 5.

Martinez also walked in 2 runs in his first appearance so he's also on the shit list.

The only thing you can hope for is this lineup actually performs up to their potential and scores runs. I’ll be surprised if abreu and pressly continue to suck an entire season so I’m not that worried about the back end of the bullpen. We need verlander back for sure and Urquidy and Garcia and McCullers are all toss ups coming back from injuries so we’re back in the cross your fingers and hope they can preform. 
 

im sure we will end up being ok but damn this lineup and the lack of ability to score runs at home is my biggest concern. Whoever the hitting coach is didn’t fix shit during spring training or the off season.

See you guys at MMP today, let's turn this thing around.

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

complaisant <<<< i hope like hell this hasn’t crept into the locker room

uphauling

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

uphauling

complaisant means willing to do something to please another, complacent means smug and self-satisfied, something that you want to avoid when you're on the winning team.
I think it’s the latter that applies. 

I see that Singleton is starting so the 0fer from 1st base is likely to continue. 

Edited by TonyTexas

Dusty Baker was complacent in his vapid attitude towards being the bougie complaisant manager for a fraudulent organization.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

complaisant means willing to do something to please another,

I had no idea this was actually a word.  TIL...

Fully expect Judge to hit the train tracks off of stache today

nice going fat fuck

Get out of the way and let Altuve take it.

Finally a game where we don't take the lead.

Changing it up fellas

Singleton batting 6th lmao come on Dusty Espada

That ol plug and play

lulz at dubon's gold shoes

ugh, checking into this thread for first time this year. 

Attended the first two games, ugh, what a beating that game 2 was. 

Whole section of Yankee douchebags were doing what they do and instigating our fans.  

One Astro fan get handcuffed for throwing a drink at them.

Anyway, I am not watching todays game, maybe we can turn it around.

Review is done in NY. I hate Everything New York.

Broadway Musicals

The Bronx

Shitty subways

2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Review is done in NY. I hate Everything New York.

Broadway Musicals

The Bronx

Shitty subways

Dana Delany is a New Yorker, I can let her slide.  Otherwise, I agree.

Go 'Stros!

Lulz, would have been cool if Altuve pulled that off

Getting close to BP time....[emoji3061][emoji3061][emoji3061][emoji3061]

need another Judge gidp here

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