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Going to party like it's 1999 7

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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

Going to party like it's 1999 7

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I was thinking more like the AL West in ‘94.

strike-shortened, of course, but that’s a piece of work for an entire division on August 12 (over 2/3rds of the season gone):

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Notes from the box score:

Abreu up to .111!

Arrighetti ERA below 6!

Weekday game = highest attended game of the series at 25,527 (dogs excluded)

series line score:

Astros 9  27  2

Mariners 9  21  2

= 1-3 record

I have been thinking about the fact that it just doesn’t seem like any of them care that they suck this year. But, think about this. Since 2017, the ‘Stros have played around 5 months of extra baseball. They are 59-38. That’s 97 extra games, more than half of a baseball season extra. The next closest team is the Dodgers at 73 games, 24 games less than the Astros. Those dudes may just be mentally and physically drained 3d0895a39f6af7385c01d360f78bbce2.jpg

Pretty soon, we're gonna shove and it's gonna hurt. 

Lube up bitches, #pennzoil 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

#take5oil

 

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Pretty soon, we're gonna shove and it's gonna hurt. 

Lube up bitches, #pennzoil 

from 2018-2022, a team under .500 at 57 games made the World Series

2018: Dodgers 27-30
2019: Nationals 24-33
2021: Braves 28-29
2022: Phillies 28-29

Astros are 25-32 right now. 

 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

from 2018-2022, a team under .500 at 57 games made the World Series

2018: Dodgers 27-30
2019: Nationals 24-33
2021: Braves 28-29
2022: Phillies 28-29

Astros are 25-32 right now. 

 

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Settle down, putt. I don't think you can book up with griddle. But, hey, YOLO 

No fire. Disastrous Culley-level hire. Fire him at the All Star break.

10 hours ago, WBT said:

Going to party like it's 1999 7

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There’s an alternate universe where Selig’s Brewers were forced back into the AL and we’re still with our friendly rivals in our own time zone. 

The space cowboys would be leading the NL west if they jumped up a league. 
I think they would be in 2nd in the AL West

On 5/30/2024 at 12:58 PM, Scraps said:

Sure whatever fuck

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Why does the guy with the highest batting average bat last?

7 hours ago, Macklemore said:

No fire. Disastrous Culley-level hire. Fire him at the All Star break.

Meh. That’s pretty mild

we DID pitch really well. Just the one inning we didn’t caused us to miss the split. (and Pressly getting an era under 5 )

and we continue to have little to no timely hitting.

.238 with RISP in that series.

if we can get that anywhere close to our overall team BA (MLB- leading .259) we probably win the series.

(Although it is fascinating to me on the season team BA with RISP is .259…. Exactly in line with overall MLB-leading .259 team average)

there is a lot to bash Espada about, but that quote’s not one of them to me.

 

as to the issues above, idk what to say about Pressly. I’m curious what someone who is smarter than me at analyzing the advanced metrics has to say about the chances he gets it together.

for the anti-clutch hitting, idk if more guys need to change their approach in those situations? Or if finally cutting bait on Abreu so you don’t have a bottom 4 of Diaz, singleton, Meyers, Abreu ? Or some other shake up in the lineup needs to happen.

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Deep state at work …..

 

I did see that last night.  That had to have made CraneWell a little pissed off.

Someone is hitting their 10th homer tonight....Altuve, Yordan, or Singleton is gonna hit 5 

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 


damn, not fair having a beast up there in a simulated game !!!

Either we have the worst training/pitching staff or most fragile arms in mlb

Nice effort at chasing that ball Tucker....by all means let 5th grader arm throw it back in

After saying there would be an update on Cristian Javier and José Urquidy today, Joe Espada did not have one. He said he met with both pitchers today and wanted to “give them their space” while awaiting a second opinion. Asked if their UCLs are intact, Espada didn’t comment

Dang it, Carlos!

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

After saying there would be an update on Cristian Javier and José Urquidy today, Joe Espada did not have one. He said he met with both pitchers today and wanted to “give them their space” while awaiting a second opinion. Asked if their UCLs are intact, Espada didn’t comment

You don't say.

;)

After saying there would be an update on Cristian Javier and José Urquidy today, Joe Espada did not have one. He said he met with both pitchers today and wanted to “give them their space” while awaiting a second opinion. Asked if their UCLs are intact, Espada didn’t comment
Thanks Choadler Rome.
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Dang it, Carlos!

You don't say.

;)


I figure Rome has blocked about half of y’all 

What a shitty inning. Too many pitches. Woman in the booth. Opponent scored runs. Jfc


I figure Rome has blocked about half of y’all 
I think its only me, but i have work arounds....so fuck you real Chandler Rome you little bitch ass
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

What a shitty inning. Too many pitches. Woman in the booth. Opponent scored runs. Jfc


beats shopping for curtains …

 

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Damn Buxton still got the speed. Always hurt, but he was flying there

Yall keep talking shit about wheelbarrow nuts clean up hitter Bregman

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Diaz blows. Get back on the juice or something jfc. 3 homers and none since april 11.

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Diaz blows. Get back on the juice or something jfc. 3 homers and none since april 11.

He should probably be backing up Caratini at this point.

He should probably be backing up Caratini at this point.
Agreed and I thought Diaz would hit 30+ homers this season and be in the running for AL allstar Catcher with Adley.

He looks like shit.

LMAO FUCKING CHALLENGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Agreed and I thought Diaz would hit 30+ homers this season and be in the running for AL allstar Catcher with Adley.

He looks like shit.

He’ll be fine in a week now that Bregs woke up and surly can turn its attention to Diaz to blast 

He’ll be fine in a week now that Bregs woke up and surly can turn its attention to Diaz to blast 
Man we still got a few candidates

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