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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Goddamn. Tucker is going for “Generational Wealth” at this point. 

Damn the Kings coming at Stranger Things guy hard

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

We got King Tuck and King Suck on this team

Funny shit, man. 

With that HR from Abreu, for a second I assumed we'd entered some alternative dimension. Then I saw Pena K on a wide sweeper and knew it somehow was real. 

Framber shaking off Caratini a shit ton

I guess caught stealing isn't technically TOOTBLAN, but that's pretty much Tuve's nickname at this point, so . . . 

This reliever looks like he may have a heart attack before he even pitches.

Fuck can we give that Abreu home run back?

That solo shot is going to get King Suck at least 16-23 more PA’s without consequences. 

Meaning that one home run will have a negative impact in proportion to what it provided in today’s game. 

21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I guess caught stealing isn't technically TOOTBLAN, but that's pretty much Tuve's nickname at this point, so . . . 

I have seen TOOTBLAN in posts over many months and have been to lazy to look it up. 

And I do have to say that Altuve certainly could obtain that moniker. 

I’ve always been flummoxed by his baserunning accumen. 

Although I do agree that getting thrown out may not add value to it. Historically, Altuve is TOOTBLAN, and TOOTBLAN is Altuve. 

Still loved in Houston ….
 
Always.
On 5/31/2024 at 10:27 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Still loved in Houston ….

 

still pissed we didn't bring him back

Just now, WBT said:

still pissed we didn't bring him back

Why, Pena has been the better player?

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why, Pena has been the better player?

I liked watching him play.  And it's very debatable that Pena has been better.

A lot going on here… time for the annual “throw 9 positions, places in the order, and everyone’s name in a hat and see what you pull out. “

 

 

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25 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

12:05 start.

Roku channel only

 

so ~11:45 for Dana weekly pregame. will see if we get the news on Urquidy and Javier  

Says you can watch it free

https://www.mlb.com/news/how-to-watch-roku-mlb-sunday-leadoff#:~:text=The MLB Sunday Leadoff game can be viewed on the,the app to your device.

Putting all these random games on streaming services no one has is so stupid

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Says you can watch it free

https://www.mlb.com/news/how-to-watch-roku-mlb-sunday-leadoff#:~:text=The MLB Sunday Leadoff game can be viewed on the,the app to your device.

Putting all these random games on streaming services no one has is so stupid

Meh. Very “old man yelling at clouds” sounding.

yeah it’s annoying but it’s not that bad (my “old man yells at clouds” moment  is having to leave an hour earlier from Austin to get to this game…that I bought tickets for months ago only to see the time change a few weeks ago)

my bigger issue is that I don’t understand how this expands your audience.

You piss off your local market who is actually interested in watching the game in exchange for what?

who in 48 states not named Texas and Minnesota are hanging around their house late on a Sunday morning/early on a Sunday afternoon watching the freaking Roku channel and stumbling across a baseball game and thinking “hmm. This looks interesting. Let me stop for a few hours and check this out.”

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Meh. Very “old man yelling at clouds” sounding.

yeah it’s annoying but it’s not that bad (my “old man yells at clouds” moment  is having to leave an hour earlier from Austin to get to this game…that I bought tickets for months ago only to see the time change a few weeks ago)

my bigger issue is that I don’t understand how this expands your audience.

You piss off your local market who is actually interested in watching the game in exchange for what?

who in 48 states not named Texas and Minnesota are hanging around their house late on a Sunday morning/early on a Sunday afternoon watching the freaking Roku channel and stumbling across a baseball game and thinking “hmm. This looks interesting. Let me stop for a few hours and check this out.”

Well I agree for the reasons you gave.  Especially pissing off the local fans that watch every game.

We’ve owned Rokus for three or four years and I don’t think I’ve ever gone to the Roku Channel.  Have never stumbled across anything interesting on there because I’ve never watched it in the first place.

If we win today with this starter and this lineup it will be a miracle

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

12:05 start.

Roku channel only

 

so ~11:45 for Dana weekly pregame. will see if we get the news on Urquidy and Javier  


we all know the update 

1 hour ago, Welch said:

We’ve owned Rokus for three or four years and I don’t think I’ve ever gone to the Roku Channel.  Have never stumbled across anything interesting on there because I’ve never watched it in the first place.

That’s the point 

20 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

June schedule talk.  Schedule is once again pretty friendly.

3-4 mediocre teams (MIN, SF, DET), 3-4 bad teams (LAA, CWS, COL, NYM), 1 good team (BAL)

Really no excuse not to be back to .500 by June 30 (except for the Javier and Urquidy issue)...which is two games past the halfway mark. I'll say we're one game short:

MIN 1-1

STL 2-1

LAA 3-0

SF 1-2

DET 2-1

CWS 3-0

BAL 1-2

COL 1-1

NYM 2-1

=16-9, 41-42 overall

I’m going 15-10, 40-43.  But it also wouldn’t shock me if they ripped off a big streak and went like 20-5; the rotation is pitching well with Brown and Arrighetti throwing rounding into form, the lineup is deep with Alvarez and Breggy waking up, and the bullpen has really pitched well all season (with some bad luck fucking up their era).  TAP (The Abreu Predicament) could fuck it all up tho.

17-8

Gonna get swept by Bal, but should win every other series.

I was able to download the Roku channel on my Samsung TV. Game on for free (so far). 

LaTroy Hawkins sounds like he has CTE with all these fuck ups already.

Him and TK....this may end up the worst telecast of all time

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

LaTroy Hawkins sounds like he has CTE with all these fuck ups already.
 

Good lord. Who the fuck is this guy?

Damn...how would you like to be the kid who gets 2B for Sunday autographs and you get out there and fucking Dubon comes out instead of Altuve

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