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We need to trade Pressly to Baltimore for whatever they want to give us

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No worries, we have Abreu coming up 2nd in the 9th

Just now, UTexasFight said:

And singleton for Chas 

meh

Pressly and Espada can go fuck themselves in the face.

Nice 2-5 week.  Should pull the plug on Espada now

51 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Pressly and Espada can go fuck themselves in the face.

Nice 2-5 week.  Should pull the plug on Espada now

and the team. Trade the assets you can. Bregman getting hot is a big deal if the Astros were smart because they could now get a legitimate prospect for him.

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

We need to trade Pressly to Baltimore for whatever they want to give us

 

he 10000000% needs to be gone

Add “just some unluckiness there” to the phrases I never want to hear from the mouths of Espada or Brown again. Fire this idiot now. 

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This thread when Cionel and Pressly mow us down in the LDS will be a treat 

You think this team is making the playoffs?

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

You think this team is making the playoffs?

I do.

looong season and I still think this team is in the top 40% of the AL.

 

he has always been sketch and I have always disliked him....but I will admit he has been pretty nails in the playoffs after 2019

but shit we got to get there 

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He's lost speed on his fastball and his breaking stuff isn't nearly as sharp.

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14 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

I do.

looong season and I still think this team is in the top 40% of the AL.

 

The Astros have been a .500 team over the last 180ish games.  This is who we are.

And it doesn't matter where we stand in the AL, we will need to win our division.  And right now we are getting smoked in the standings by two teams who have underachieved almost as much as we have.  

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The Astros have been a .500 team over the last 180ish games.  This is who we are.


I’m firmly in this camp

We need Yordan to go on a tear, bregman to wake up, Chas to start hitting or get moved down, Pressley to get bumped down, Jake from  Rake Farm to get some arm strength, and some starters to come back and throw lights out. 
 

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

He's lost speed on his fastball and his breaking stuff isn't nearly as sharp.


 

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17 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The Astros have been a .500 team over the last 180ish games.  This is who we are.

And it doesn't matter where we stand in the AL, we will need to win our division.  And right now we are getting smoked in the standings by two teams who have underachieved almost as much as we have.  

and the only reason we made the playoffs last year was the epic choke job by Seattle in September. 11-17 for Seattle while we went 12-14. Texas was only marginally better at 15-13.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

He's lost speed on his fastball and his breaking stuff isn't nearly as sharp.

Also, he's 35.

Apparently whatever LMJ has is contagious.  Need to keep him away from all the other pitchers.

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Any day Abreu isn't in the lineup is a good day I guess. 

24 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Apparently whatever LMJ has is contagious.  Need to keep him away from all the other pitchers.

Meh, he can hang out with Pressly all he wants. 

Edit: Merging is fucking dumb and should be removed.

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41 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Won’t be for us unless it’s the league min 

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Won’t be for us unless it’s the league min 


extend him now at a bargain rate !

Just now, David Dennison said:

Can't wait to hear the update on Javier.

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11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Can't wait to hear the update on Javier.


This be will hurt a whole lot more

Thank a lot Strom for all Timmy John surgeries 


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Seattle fired their bench coach/offensive coordinator(lmao what a douche title) while being in 1st place.

We over here diddling our buttholes 8 games under .500 and every one gets the privilege of coming to work again today 

 

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Seattle fired their bench coach/offensive coordinator(lmao what a douche title) while being in 1st place.

We over here diddling our buttholes 8 games under .500 and every one gets the privilege of coming to work again today 

To be fair, the only teams the Mariners’ offense has outscored are:

ChiSox

Miami

St Louis 

 

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So almost us pitching wise 

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

To be fair, the only teams the Mariners’ offense has outscored are:

ChiSox

Miami

St Louis 

 

 

I’d rather fire Abreu and Chas. 
 

take our chances with Dubon and anyone else in the rotation 

29 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So almost us pitching wise 

 

Kind of. But our pitching stats are mostly middle of the pack.

seattle’s offense is bottom 5 in just about every important category 

1 hour ago, BrickTop said:

We might need another pitcher


Whitley threw 20 pitches in the BP this week + we have nothing to trade 

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