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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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I mean it has been determined last season already you just can't believe anything that comes out of Dana Brown's mouth.  

Yall need to start hearing it like the charlie brown teacher cause that is all it is

I am in favor of whatever makes Bagwell look like a jackass.  So keep on saying stupid shit fellas.

I assumed Javier would need TJ from the beginning.  If Brown says Garcia is coming along, that means he had experimental surgery to graft a pig arm onto his shoulder.  Brown says his forkball looks great!

9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

There seems to be an incompetence battle going on between Espada and Brown, and they are both winning.

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Dana Brown said he’s not “concerned” with Cristian Javier’s velocity decrease on his fastball. Brown thinks the mechanical issues for him could be “rhythm and timing”

Could "rhythm and timing," could be "timing of surgery," who is keeping track.

The Astros medical staff is only allowed to use information found on the backs of baseball cards when diagnosing injuries.  You try to using wins and losses from 2023 to figure out if someone has a torn ligament.

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What’s Dana supposed to say ?

for that matters, what is any gm going to say ?

 

He's seeing the teams doctors and then we'll know more?  Being coy is one thing, but straight up lying about stuff is another.

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What’s Dana supposed to say ?

for that matters, what is any gm going to say ?

People seem to think this is a Dana Brown thing, it's not. It's a Jim Crane thing. The Astros have always been very untruthful with injuries since Crane took over and the Astros became relevant. He's had 3 GMs since 2017 and all of them have given the press misinformation about injuries. Crane believes it gives them a competitive advantage.

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Pretty sure I'm gonna need Tommy John surgery just from being an Astros fan this season.  Christ.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty sure I'm gonna need Tommy John surgery just from being an Astros fan this season.  Christ.

I’d be lying if this persistent ache in my forearm that started after my son’s first spring practice a few months ago isn’t concerning me. 

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty sure I'm gonna need Tommy John surgery just from being an Astros fan this season.  Christ.

Agreed!

Between Astros Baseball and Longhorn baseball this year. I do thisspacer.png on the daily. 
ISO a number to a good TJ guy

38 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I assumed Javier would need TJ from the beginning.  If Brown says Garcia is coming along, that means he had experimental surgery to graft a pig arm onto his shoulder.  Brown says his forkball looks great!

wouldn't that make it a porkball?

3 minutes ago, Pablo said:

wouldn't that make it a porkball?

Yes, and also an unclean, "filthy" pitch because it has a cloven hoof yet does not chew the cud.

If the arm is not your original throwing arm, are you allowed to have rosin on your new throwing hooves?

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty sure I'm gonna need Tommy John surgery just from being an Astros fan this season.  Christ.


did you spend time around Strom ?

25 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If the arm is not your original throwing arm, are you allowed to have rosin on your new throwing hooves?


soon ……

 

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Oh look, Espada is DH'ing Singleton again and playing the guy who can't field his position at 1st.

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Wow, that lineup sucks ass.

If Bregman stays hot, he could get his OPS over .700, though.  If the Astros don't do something about 1B, then they might as well sell.

If we didn't have McCullers coming back soon, these injuries would really concern me.

We'll know what they revealed when he either plays or goes on the IL.

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8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Did they take x-rays on Bregman last night ?


yes 

Can we win after not giving runs in the first ???

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That throw from cabbage 

wtf ??????

 

 

gravity falls gf

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That throw from cabbage 

wtf ??????

What The Fuck Wtf GIF

Take it back bitch.

If slappy makes it back to back to back I'm going to go jump in the creek

Not a good sign when the left fielder doesn't even bother to look up or turn around.

9 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Blanco picked a bad time to start sucking cock.

I’m more concerned with one guy getting in scoring position—outside of the two swings that cleared the fence— and 0 walks than I am our starter giving up 4 runs in 5.2 innings  

Damn

long ass time until first pitch of the next game 

 

no telling how many broken bones/TJs we’ll have between now and 8:30pm Friday 

D-day tomorrow …in more ways than one with this team

 

if tucker and Bregman aren’t in the lineup Friday, go ahead and sell everything 

 

47 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

D-day tomorrow …in more ways than one with this team

 

if tucker and Bregman aren’t in the lineup Friday, go ahead and sell everything 

 

 

 

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