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If Bregs can get on next time up everyone in our lineup will have an OPS above .700 (except King Suck)

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King Suck likes to be in a league of his own sir.

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Boy I can't wait for the postgame!! Those two fucking hacks?

Beavis And Butthead Lol GIF by Paramount+

Is there really no talk of training Yainer to play first?

It would be a shame to see a great hitter have his career shortened by being on his knees for 10 years. 

Signed, Craig Biggio

Talk all you want about the shitty non strike call to bregman but he got a ball called a strike before that bitch so sit the fuck down dickhead

Is there really no talk of training Yainer to play first?
It would be a shame to see a great hitter have his career shortened by being on his knees for 10 years. 
Signed, Craig Biggio
I think he is taking over 3rd next year
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I like ford’s underhand jab:

”so Abreu with…six RBIs now on the season” 

I ❤️ Robert Ford. Sometimes its better to just listen to the radio. 

105.5 exit velo on Abreu's hit, 401 feet, would have been a homer in 18/30 parks, but not Minute Maid.

Kalas was shocked too...."uhhh thats out of here"

Come on Espada you need to pull Framber in the 8th inning with a 6 run lead. WTF.

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I ❤️ Robert Ford. Sometimes its better to just listen to the radio. 

The best part about mlb.tv….

the option to toggle to the radio broadcast 

5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Come on Espada you need to pull Framber in the 8th inning with a 6 run lead. WTF.

Wrong..

he’s cruising and at under 80 pitches

you don’t pull him to let shitty middle inning/low leverage relievers turn this in to a high leverage situation and have to burn Abreu or Hader the first game on a 6 game road trip 

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Does anybody know King Suck’s WAR this year?

I know his OPS + was in the negative

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Does anybody know King Suck’s WAR this year?

I know his OPS + was in the negative

-1.7 as of yesterday.

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Does anybody know King Suck’s WAR this year?

I know his OPS + was in the negative

Some questions are best left unasked 

King suck tryin to make the all star team

14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

He found a glove too!

all hail the palm beach miracle worker, Bagwell!

This motherfucker!

 

jon singleton gon get wally pipped

or whatever you call the guy that was out of the league for a decade and came back again  

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I love it when we head out west to the OC. 

We are The Houston Astros of Anaheim. 

I think its called being jon singletoned

18 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Come on Espada you need to pull Framber in the 8th inning with a 6 run lead. WTF.

Justin Timberlake What GIF

Bagwell’s at home emailing all the hacks at the Chronicle trying to make tonight the comeback of King Suck. 

Damn Mariners were up 7-0 after 1. Fucking losers

I bet Mike Stanton was a great locker room guy. Everybody loved him. And the plane rides

I bet Mike Stanton was a great locker room guy. Everybody loved him. And the plane rides
Everybody loved to pick on him i bet. I would have.
1 minute ago, Overlord said:

I bet Mike Stanton was a great locker room guy. Everybody loved him. And the plane rides


all the former Astros in town and they have Stanton 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

One of my all time favorite Astros ….

 

Man, just go get this cat for some dugout fire.

7 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Man, just go get this cat for some dugout fire.

I believe the Braves signed him to a deal, and he's in their triple A club. Never should have let him go though, would have been way better off last year using that Abreu money on someone else, and signing Yuly for 2.5m like the Marlins did. I guess he got on Crane's shit list.

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