Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 23.7k
  • Views 942.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Etexhorn13
    Etexhorn13

    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

  • Guadaloopy
    Guadaloopy

  • Planet Houston
    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

Posted Images

Look at that…designated left fielder 


is this the first time we’ve had the exact same lineup two days in a row?

 

IMG_0831.jpeg

Edited by UTexasFight

Taking my boys today, so it's good to know that I can take them to the bathroom after the 7 spot.

Chas had a triple last night, things are looking up

Why even call up Loperfido if you are just going to make him ride the bench? This organization is a fucking joke right now.

The Angels starter is a lefty. Hopefully they plant to platoon Chas and Loperfido while Tucker is on the IL.

Chas has a career 924 OPS against left handed pitching.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Why even call up Loperfido if you are just going to make him ride the bench? This organization is a fucking joke right now.

So we should play a man short?

8 hours ago, WBT said:

Feels like a good day to move into 2nd place

Womp womp.  Rangers won

Astros record...

vs. teams with winning record: 8-21
vs. teams with losing records: 22-14

Abreu looked like he was constipated running home.

Was just thinking that, he looked like what my 46 year old ass would look like running home, stiff as a board

Abreu reminds me of an old beer league softball player.

get ready for a stream of bullshit from Dana

You know what? Fuck this dude. 
 

And they are going to kiss his ass and not ask hard questions 

You got to give Jake some credit for his improvements. He’s been able to keep his helmet on much better this year. 

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

You know what? Fuck this dude. 
 

And they are going to kiss his ass and not ask hard questions 

Dumb And Dumber GIF

Just now, David Dennison said:

He should only come off the bench.

 

should have traded him this past offseason. peak chas

Hey is that McCullers guy been in the dugout supporting the team?

Because he shouldn't be. 

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Hey is that McCullers guy been in the dugout supporting the team?

Because he shouldn't be. 

Excuse Me What GIF by Bounce

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Excuse Me What GIF by Bounce

Yea, that didn't come out right. 

Didn’t Yanier used to be really good at throwing out runners?

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Does anybody think that Singleton being cut loose could possibly be God’s Plan for him? Would DFA’ing him make sense?

If Loperfido stays up. 

 

That's why you keep that hand behind you

Just now, runthebone said:

Holy shit, my kids saw an Abreu 2 hit game

 

much more likely to go back in time and watch bob gibson pitch a gem

a one in a million year event 

Abreu pulled a double down the line to get JV off the hook.

al recording GIF

King Suck and Chas....the duo we didn't know we needed

Goat

106 mph EV on Abreu’s double.  His timing is still mostly shit but the bat speed can be in there some times.

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Hell yeah, get JV that W!

#261 in his sights

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

King Suck and Chas....the duo we didn't know we needed

That guy taking his kids to the shitter missed a hell of an inning

Edited by WBT

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.