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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Jeff Bagwell needs to be fired before anyone else.

he ain't goin' nowhere

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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4 minutes ago, Pablo said:

he ain't goin' nowhere

Is Pablo Spanish for Dream Crusher?

Just now, TejasPedro said:

Is Pablo Spanish for Dream Crusher?

i have no insider knowledge, but he seems pretty entrenched as Astro Alumni and he rehabbed Abrue in no time! 

Pretty incredible: Brown, Arrighetti, France, Hader, Pressly, and Montero have combined for 22 losses in just 67 games.
 

6 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Pretty incredible: Brown, Arrighetti, France, Hader, Pressly, and Montero have combined for 22 losses in just 67 games.
 

What about the cabbage catch kid dropping the home run?

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

What about the cabbage catch kid dropping the home run?

 

 

 

Never would have been an issue if Hader hadn’t given up such hard contact.

43 minutes ago, Scraps said:


 

 


Mike Brown is a mans name. We have a GM with a lesbians name

 

Maybe changing his name to Zuul would improve the situation?

2 hours ago, Pablo said:

he ain't goin' nowhere

I know, which is why I console myself with 2017 and 2022. Pretty sure we're done for a bit.

Andrew titled it “the pen is not mighty” 1 hour before the blowup last night. 
this podcast is better and more thoughtful than this shit ass organization deserves. Listen up fuckers… 

 

That was last night and they still lost. He ain't helping shit

I’ve been busy and haven’t been able to watch last couple games. Catching up in here. I think I would have broken something had I watched last night. Colossal managerial malpractice last night. Wtf. Hader only threw 10 pitches in the 9th. He has broken the two inning barrier on multiple occasions this year. Going to Montero is a fireable offense. I know it’s old news and y’all have gone over it but before tonight’s game of horrors starts I had to vent. Good grief. I’m afraid to watch tonight 

12 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I’ve been busy and haven’t been able to watch last couple games. Catching up in here. I think I would have broken something had I watched last night. Colossal managerial malpractice last night. Wtf. Hader only threw 10 pitches in the 9th. He has broken the two inning barrier on multiple occasions this year. Going to Montero is a fireable offense. I know it’s old news and y’all have gone over it but before tonight’s game of horrors starts I had to vent. Good grief. I’m afraid to watch tonight 

They’re on a roll trumping each “worst loss of the year” at an impressive rate.

31 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I’ve been busy and haven’t been able to watch last couple games. Catching up in here. I think I would have broken something had I watched last night. Colossal managerial malpractice last night. Wtf. Hader only threw 10 pitches in the 9th. He has broken the two inning barrier on multiple occasions this year. Going to Montero is a fireable offense. I know it’s old news and y’all have gone over it but before tonight’s game of horrors starts I had to vent. Good grief. I’m afraid to watch tonight 

I watch to see how they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

I’m actually upset that Abreu is not in the starting lineup. I want fucking closure. We ride him, or we don't. 

And I enjoy watching how bad his at bats are. That's what ill miss the most. Mostly. 

It's like the old days.  Team sucks, seeing if Altuve can lead the league in hits.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I watch to see how they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Mostly all the relievers take turns blowing games.  And every time icono says Espada obviously should have put in the other guy...who just blew a game the day before.

Just now, runthebone said:

It's like the old days.  Team sucks, seeing if Altuve can lead the league in hits.

I miss the old slappy Altuve sometimes.  The 225 hit year was a lot of fun.

These city connect are poo

Jesus christ

Some bad strike calls, jeez.

Isn’t this dude a flamethrower? What’s up with all this shit in the dirt?

This dude has bad command and we are swinging at everything.

7 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

This dude has bad command and we are swinging at everything.

But why?  

We have not one, but two incredible hitting coaches!

Don’t forget Bagwell, the West Palm Beach swing guru, who clearly has worked wonders with Abreu!

But why?  
We have not one, but two incredible hitting coaches!
Don’t forget Bagwell, the West Palm Beach swing guru, who clearly has worked wonders with Abreu!

Dude is the reincarnation of Gaylord Perry with all the splitters

Dubie deserves more playing time. Great ABs tonight. Crappy AB by Caratini.

Edited by Macklemore

Just a couple disgusting AB’s bailed out by an E5. Thanks fellas. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

ill take it 

put the ball in play and make the other team make a play 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Just a couple disgusting AB’s. Aimed out by an E5. Thanks fellas. 

 

that was a great bare hand play, horrible throw 

Nice baserunning there. Time for Pena to drive some home. 
Yordan got lucky and hurt himself so not sure how nice
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2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:
Nice baserunning there. Time for Pena to drive some home. 

Yordan got lucky and hurt himself so not sure how nice

Always so cringy every time Yordan slides 

These city connect are pure fire !!!

Dumb. Should have been prison garb for Alcatraz ....long sleeves and all

Nice outing for Blanco, moving him up to starting pitcher was one of the few bright spots from this offseason. 

Hjelle v Altuve has to be an all time matchup

Seeing Scott out there after throwing 29 pitches last night over 2 innings and 17 pitches Saturday and not seeing Hader out there for 2 last night just makes me…

 

sad and exhausted 

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